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	George W. Bush
	"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." —Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003

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	"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne, Comedian

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	#217 Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.

	Yo Mama ...
	so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

	One Liners
	Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.

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	Goofball Facts
	The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WW II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."