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We will be accepting entries until January 31, 2009.
Don't let this date keep you from entering immediately. If someone becomes ill or dies before we receive your selection you will not be allowed that person on your list. No points will be awarded, no changes allowed. Don't try and pull a quick one :-).
Are there really any "secret prizes" for the first 3 places? I never was told what I won.
Hey Rob...
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started by
spiderweb216
(01.06.2007 1:20:51 PM EST)
is this game fixed? LOL
I didn't get points for someone who died on my list, and you got points for someone who's still alive on yours?
I'll submit this years winning list again anyway ;^)
Spiderweb
Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(12.31.2001 12:15:10 PM EST)
Peaches entered the pool. The rest of us are sunk, she's awesome at everything she tries. C'mon, Sweetie, pass a little of that talent over this way!! ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I have questions..
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started by
sassygal
(12.30.2001 11:14:31 AM EST)
How many should be on our list? And do we have to guess the age?
And it sounds like the younger they are the more points we get?
I want to play, but I don't want to look like a dumb ass.. haha!
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