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Peaches entered the pool. The rest of us are sunk, she's awesome at everything she tries. C'mon, Sweetie, pass a little of that talent over this way!! ;^)
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(12.31.2001 12:15:10 PM EST)
Peaches entered the pool. The rest of us are sunk, she's awesome at everything she tries. C'mon, Sweetie, pass a little of that talent over this way!! ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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