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Random Quote
"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well." — Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
Snapple Facts
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
We will be accepting entries until January 31, 2009.
Don't let this date keep you from entering immediately. If someone becomes ill or dies before we receive your selection you will not be allowed that person on your list. No points will be awarded, no changes allowed. Don't try and pull a quick one :-).
I didn't get points for someone who died on my list, and you got points for someone who's still alive on yours?
I'll submit this years winning list again anyway ;^)
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