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One Liners
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.
We will be accepting entries until January 31, 2009.
Don't let this date keep you from entering immediately. If someone becomes ill or dies before we receive your selection you will not be allowed that person on your list. No points will be awarded, no changes allowed. Don't try and pull a quick one :-).
Are there really any "secret prizes" for the first 3 places? I never was told what I won.
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