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Best Caption Contest

By: GingersnapsPublished: 06/03/1999
 
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Yes, the votes are in. After careful consideration, the four of us came up with a couple of favorites out of all of the captions people submitted over the past month. It was tough to narrow down a single winner, but when we finally did, we discovered the person never included their email address as specified by the rules. So the second place person will get the Goofball T-Shirt. Congrats Tim.

Here's how you scored

(1) You want to try some Tootsie Rolls I found in the sheep pen? They're good. - Les Rogers

(2) Look, I said do you want a snack? Not a snatch! - Tim

(3) Hey, why dont you go over there with your mother and finish feeling up my brother! - tony

(4) The words Down Under take on a whole new meaning for little Tommy. -or- How to speak Austrailian: PETTING ZOO - Chris Dura

(5) A young Bill Clinton offers a busy 'roo a handful of oats for "sloppy seconds". - Player

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started by siliconbrain
(04.13.2001 2:12:22 PM EST)

Look Mommy, They dance just like you and Daddy....

dance (0 replies)
started by siliconbrain
(04.13.2001 11:38:56 AM EST)

Look Mommy, They dance just like you and Daddy....

this is good stuff (0 replies)
started by TMCGINNIS
(02.26.2001 2:35:15 PM EST)

look at his mom in the background. she has no clue.

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started by Scorpian
(01.26.2001 7:19:47 AM EST)

Too bad for the first guy.

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