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Caption Contest II

By: GoofballCrewPublished: 10/08/1999
 
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So we Goofball Staffers finally went through the many entries and came up with our favorites. I'm sure many people may not agree, but let's face it, we have a different sense of humor here than most people.

Best caption winner to receive a coveted Goofball T-Shirt is ranked #1. If this person fails to claim their prize, it goes to the next in line and so on.


RankNameCaption
1CrapulousYou've reached The Happy Retard Inc., Hat Wearing Douchebag speaking, oh, you wanna talk to the Grinning Asshole? Okay, please hold.
2Alex Voelke Dan Marino finaly convinces Captin Kangaroo that a phone sex bussiness is a real gold mine!
3NickCaptain Kangaroo and his friend "Mr Creamed Jeans" demonstrate the art of crank phone calls. Here they are seen ordering 12 sausage pizzas from 3 different pizza joints at once all to be delivered to an unsuspecting Mr Rogers.
4MichaelHi, My name is Jackass, and this is my brother Dumbass! Wouldn't you like to punch me in my big fat face??
5Dr. MindbenderUnfortunately for Bob, word spread rapidly that he crapped himself while being reviewed in front of the board.

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