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Nair
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started by
rufusbc1
(09.07.2006 11:25:24 AM EST)
Damn, that Nair burns the nads!
Dear God!!!
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started by
zagnutbar
(08.25.2006 5:33:14 AM EST)
Liza Minelli really is a woman....I need a new hobby!
Conyo!!!
What Picture?
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started by
ddrury7505
(08.23.2006 10:30:37 AM EST)
I dont know what is worse, getting caught on camera in drag and my wife finding out, or losing my new $500 wig on this ride!
OOOOOHH GOD
(1 reply)
started by
db85016
(07.24.2006 4:16:30 AM EST)
"OOOOHHH GOD!!" "We shoulda stayed in the closet!!!!!!"
Taking off 20 years
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started by
snafu2006
(07.22.2006 5:11:02 PM EST)
When I said I wanted to take off 20 years, this isn't quite what I had in mind.
Bzzzz
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started by
mrgoliath
(07.21.2006 3:21:16 AM EST)
The built in vibrators make this the best ride in Frisco.
Kong
(2 replies)
started by
mrgoliath
(07.19.2006 8:50:34 PM EST)
King Kongs in drag?
The advertisement reads:
(1 reply)
started by
milkbone
(07.19.2006 5:27:29 PM EST)
"The all new Broke Back Space Mountain Roller Coaster. It's more fun then a rubber fist."
Shocked
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started by
bigdadlong
(07.17.2006 10:16:05 PM EST)
Shocked by the camera flash, Roger and HarryMonkBubble realize their dirty little secret is no longer.
Tranny Coaster
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started by
fpilch
(07.13.2006 3:20:01 PM EST)
Oh my God this harness is crushing my Balls!
FP
Transexual Transit
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started by
luvly1
(07.13.2006 2:04:13 PM EST)
We put the G Spot in the G Force.
Weeeee....
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started by
clwinters
(07.12.2006 5:56:29 AM EST)
That was so scary even the hair on my balls is standing on end.
all hell..........
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started by
tomp
(07.11.2006 10:31:27 PM EST)
breaks loose at the annual thelma & louise impersonator convention.
Oh, my haiah!!!! (hair)
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started by
apeman0817
(07.11.2006 0:03:31 AM EST)
As the drag queen convention accidentally got on the roller coaster, the realized their wigs wouldn't survive the FINAL PLUNGE!!!!!
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
oh crap
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started by
4bobs
(07.10.2006 11:18:49 PM EST)
we lost our boobs
oh crap
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started by
4bobs
(07.10.2006 11:16:49 PM EST)
we lost our boobs
All abord!
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started by
allen
(07.10.2006 10:51:54 PM EST)
The transilvania 500 is leaving the station hold on to your wigs!
After their testicles slammed onto the floor, Bruce and Lance regretted going commando on the roller-coaster.
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