Caption Contest - September 2000
By: Robnoxious	Published: 10/04/2000
Okay, you know the drill. Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free goofball.com t-shirt. Fill in the comment field below and submit, please note that your comments will appear on this page. Take a few minutes to read the postings below and try not to duplicate a caption. The top three captions will win t-shirts so don't delay - get your best caption in now! Contest ends September 30th 2000. Winners will be notified via email, so make sure your profile is up to date with a valid email address. Invalid addresses forfeit their prize. Winners have seven days to respond and provide their snail mail address. If any of these winners fails to claim their prize... I'm keeping the shirt for next month. The Winners "So you wanna be an Alpha Beta Kappa, huh?" — submitted by LongHairedFreak "Bored Pepe Le Pieu decides to go for an alternative lifestyle." — submitted by methos316 "Ya, in the XFL they leave the fur on the pig skin, dude!" — submitted by keyshaun Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Gerbil?? (0 replies) started by bonechop (10.08.2000 8:35:43 AM EST) Jerry, I dont thing the usual dental floss is going to work on this one

crap (0 replies) started by turboteef3 (10.05.2000 5:52:49 AM EST) fuck#em all da ladykilla

Gerbil's Perspective: (0 replies) started by jr2110 (10.04.2000 7:38:40 PM EST) That Gerbil's thinkin', "I got a baaaaddd feelin' about this...."

texasstud (0 replies) started by texasstud (10.04.2000 6:30:18 PM EST) I did not have sexual relations with that hampster

This is a winner (0 replies) started by model (10.04.2000 0:04:07 AM EST) No, really, I WANT you to touch my "puppy" THe name is brettsky the game is hockey

hey goofball (0 replies) started by jmyjms79 (10.02.2000 6:00:45 PM EST) HEY GOOFBALL!!!WHO WON? jimmyjames

It feels good (0 replies) started by spudrific (10.02.2000 5:59:02 PM EST) Really, it feels good up there!

The parade! (0 replies) started by ShooterDC (10.02.2000 3:14:13 PM EST) Gay Pride: It's not just for men anymore.

(_I_) (0 replies) started by STUPIDDOGG (10.02.2000 3:11:00 PM EST) Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.

(_I_) (0 replies) started by STUPIDDOGG (10.02.2000 3:09:57 PM EST) Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.

sickos (0 replies) started by yarballs (10.02.2000 11:46:18 AM EST) Why are these men smiling? They have just given their gerbil new ANIMAL VIAGRA! Yarballs

this is tooooo funny! (0 replies) started by dooogys (10.01.2000 7:34:33 PM EST) i went to disneyland...and all i got was richard gere's gerbil!!!!!!! FUCK REPUBLICANS~!!!!!!!!!!!

ohmygod! (0 replies) started by emersonjnichols (10.01.2000 3:33:28 AM EST) OhmyGod! Am I lactating again? How embarassing. Fifi, quit it! e.j.

caption (0 replies) started by chorze (09.30.2000 10:30:33 PM EST) Fetch this pup a doggie latte!!This is what us boys use as a vibrator!!

make him smile (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.30.2000 4:13:53 PM EST) all you do is rub his nipples and stick your pinky finger up his ass. now see him smile

proud parents (0 replies) started by hmburger (09.30.2000 12:34:50 PM EST) winners of the proud parents contest. H.M. Bianco

Newest fashion statement (0 replies) started by Staci (09.30.2000 9:24:12 AM EST) New jewelery for animal lovers,,Rodent nipple ring,,just let it clamp down with its teeth,and there ya go,,instant piercing.

priceless (0 replies) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:25:34 AM EST) Having a full grown gerbal shoved up your ass, PRICELESS

flame on! (0 replies) started by emersonjnichols (09.30.2000 1:16:47 AM EST) ...and this is our little princess. Her name is Miss Steisand. Isn't she adorable! e.j.

1way2go (0 replies) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:15:50 AM EST) Annual meeting of the Richard Gere fan club.

aaholes (1 reply) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:08:03 AM EST) Who's turn is it to play hide the gerbal?

2 whackos (0 replies) started by struma6 (09.29.2000 10:30:23 PM EST) The scariest part is, the little furry thing is the most normal one of the group!!

??? (0 replies) started by struma6 (09.29.2000 10:28:51 PM EST) Bob had the biggest, hairiest nipple Bruce had ever seen...and he liked it. He liked it alot.

Gay Rites (0 replies) started by mushroomfg (09.29.2000 8:16:17 PM EST) The Dems have the Donkey; the Repubs, the Elephant; We have to have something!

smile :) (0 replies) started by 3doorsdown (09.29.2000 12:59:11 PM EST) OR ILL STICK THIS UP YOUR ASS! thank you :) not creative enough to fill this in

Let's Eat! (0 replies) started by kerryi (09.29.2000 12:44:46 PM EST) "I don't care if it was sent as our mascot, this games called Survivor...so LET'S EAT!!! "Kermitz"

what the? (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.29.2000 0:08:42 AM EST) "okay,the guinea pig's cool,but why are you naked?" Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

All I got! (0 replies) started by stevefurman (09.28.2000 4:13:49 PM EST) My parents went to Greece and all they brought me back was this lousy gay man and his oversized anal rat!

nobody knows (0 replies) started by hayleejane (09.28.2000 11:55:33 AM EST) The butt pipe is stuck in place, just hold the damn guinea right there, smile and dont move. they'll never know a thing. CHEEEEEZ!

gerbil (0 replies) started by jimrok (09.28.2000 10:47:34 AM EST) ok I'll get the duct tape and then we will prepare the girbil for entry!

Hey (0 replies) started by tea (09.28.2000 0:22:04 AM EST) Oh my!!! I didn't think it was a feather duster!! You have to try this....Here give it to me....

Customs (0 replies) started by Cornelson (09.27.2000 11:41:31 PM EST) Hey, It's a native custom! We stick our dick in this, and it explodes. Fuck It!!! Tell em to Fuck Off!!!

Missing Animals (0 replies) started by BLACKSUNSHINE (09.27.2000 9:11:25 PM EST) The two men smile at the officer that caught them breaking in to the pet store. Little does he know that there used to be three furry little guys!

Yo! (0 replies) started by carmenino (09.27.2000 12:33:56 PM EST) Damn, you sucked that dog's dick so hard my nipple's caught in it's asshole. What the fuck!??!!?? Oh poop.

gay Men of Spring Break IV Video (0 replies) started by rhinochsr (09.27.2000 8:58:51 AM EST) hey Dude the last thing i rememebre was there was this guy buying me a drink at the bar and him mentioning something about roofer or something and next thing I know I wake up naked in the back hallway with this fuzzy thing sticking out of my ass! now thats what I call a sticky situation! damnn I'm tired.....Stupid third shift!

CONVENTION (0 replies) started by flist (09.27.2000 1:04:47 AM EST) I CAN`T BELIEVE WE`RE HERE !!! THIS FUCKIN` THING WOULD LOOK GOOD STUFFED UP YOUR ASS, HANS !!! IS THAT SUTZ OR WHAT!!!!

Caption Contest (0 replies) started by TheKMan33 (09.26.2000 10:53:20 PM EST) Man, Sigfried and Roy have really let themselves go down hill. what can I say, I love tits!

OH My GODDD! (0 replies) started by jonnyboner (09.26.2000 3:50:59 PM EST) "You left the other one in there!"

My idea (0 replies) started by GFish (09.26.2000 3:33:28 PM EST) "You said you wanted a threesome!"

magic (0 replies) started by bones2038 (09.26.2000 2:06:05 PM EST) told you i could pull a ginnie pig out of your ass scott richardson

WINNERS (0 replies) started by HELIX (09.26.2000 1:54:10 PM EST) SHOWN HERE ARE THE TWO WINNERS OF THE 1999 "WIN DINNER WITH PEPE CONTEST". PEPE IS THE SPOKSPERSON FOR THE RODENTS AGAINST ASS FETISHES. LOOK OUT PEPE THESE 2 LOOK LIKE TROUBLE.......... hello

Armageddon (0 replies) started by pegleg (09.26.2000 12:17:43 PM EST) if you don't get it go to http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/armc3 /Armagg_1.wav Bring me a shrubbery

Armageddon (0 replies) started by pegleg (09.26.2000 12:16:43 PM EST) if you don't get it go to http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/a Bring me a shrubbery

Caption (0 replies) started by btrego (09.26.2000 11:23:41 AM EST) If you tie it to a stick it makes the best back scrub.

I win (0 replies) started by jabenne (09.26.2000 4:51:18 AM EST) Seen here the 2 winners of the 1997 chase corprate challenge,,, Sadly the gerbil given out as a parting gift, Died later that night in a freak accident.

HELP!! (0 replies) started by Tronix (09.25.2000 7:31:58 PM EST) Guinea Pig said, "KILL ME!, NOW!, I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN HIS ASS!!!"

The Winner is: (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (09.25.2000 6:30:53 PM EST) ''Now Julius, you've graduated from rats and gerbils, now I think you're ready for this little guy'' -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

Coming to Vending Machines Everywhere! (0 replies) started by dasfenster68 (09.24.2000 11:26:00 PM EST) The San Franciscan Tickler

MAN O' MAN AND DOG (0 replies) started by kermy (09.24.2000 10:22:21 PM EST) IS THAT THEIR MINI DOG?

Hey guys....... (0 replies) started by monkeyballs (09.24.2000 2:02:35 PM EST) not only do we screw each other...we like to get kinky with our little friend RuFus.

the new toy (0 replies) started by randee3 (09.24.2000 1:25:58 PM EST) should we declaw it before we stuff him up are ass? does shit stick to his fur?

This Just In... (0 replies) started by trimhammer (09.23.2000 7:10:46 AM EST) One of Hilary Clinton's so called "sleep over's" at the white house....film at eleven. Trimhammer!

Where being small counts (0 replies) started by costello666 (09.22.2000 11:51:40 PM EST) They were all wrong it can be done if you're the right size. I HAVE A SNAKE

Richard Gerebil (0 replies) started by patchyfuzzface (09.22.2000 6:28:47 PM EST) "Good evening Mr. Gere, are you ready to do this?"

Richard Gerebil (0 replies) started by patchyfuzzface (09.22.2000 6:28:24 PM EST) "Good evening Mr. Gere, are you ready to do this?"

New Pokemon! (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 5:01:16 PM EST) We've successfully created our own pokemon. It's called a Guinesloth.

Weight Loss Plan (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:51:21 PM EST) We lost 500 pounds on the "Fat Bastard" diet plan, by eating guinea pig, the other other white meat.

It's the Thought that Counts (1 reply) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:50:43 PM EST) Dude! I wanted Michael Jackson's monkey for my birthday, not Mephesto's guinea catpig.

It's the Thought that Counts (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:45:43 PM EST) Dude! I wanted Michael Jackson's monkey for my birthday, not Mephesto's guinea catpig. (Only South Park fans will get that joke)

Scentsational! (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:39:23 PM EST) Wow! Body odor really turns this little bugger on.

Infomercial (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:37:45 PM EST) Once you become a member of the club and admit that you're gay, you will receive this free gift for your sensual, erotic pleasure.

Animal Games (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:30:56 PM EST) Here, it's your turn to punt.

Preparation (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 3:48:55 PM EST) Bob: Shouldn't we skin it first? Joe: Yeah, you're right, we might choke.

Doggie Delight (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 3:40:39 PM EST) I hope you realize that we have to travel to another country in order to eat this barking delicacy.

"Hey Baby... (1 reply) started by jellybean (09.22.2000 2:12:45 AM EST) What'd ya say we take this fuzzy little sweet thang back to our place tonight?"

Just Like Buckleys !! (0 replies) started by tozer1 (09.22.2000 1:28:43 AM EST) Good For Coughs, Colds, Sore Holes and Pimples on your Dick !!!

Fuzzy (1 reply) started by bigguy26 (09.22.2000 0:49:07 AM EST) Say hello to my little freind!

the hampster trick (0 replies) started by mikeyfries004 (09.21.2000 11:41:42 PM EST) all you need is a stapler and a foot of STRONG rope, maybe you will have as much fun as larry and bruce. St.vincent college is a rip off I hate it it blows and so do you

new toy (0 replies) started by swampdog421 (09.21.2000 3:59:45 PM EST) "together we found a way for all three of us to share the love only bob and i once had, DOGGY STYLE!!!!

Chet4207 (0 replies) started by Chet4207 (09.21.2000 1:29:32 PM EST) YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE???? Don't you think it's a little too SMALL? Chet4207

bad news (0 replies) started by cannibalcopas (09.21.2000 12:31:05 PM EST) i'm sorry sir....the pet store said we couldn't have anymore gerbils.....but I got a great deal on this guinea pig! wassup!!!

bad news (0 replies) started by cannibalcopas (09.21.2000 12:23:57 PM EST) i'm sorry sir....the pet store said we couldn't have anymore gerbils.....but I got a great deal on this guinea pig! wassup!!!

Same sex marriages (0 replies) started by tjoyce (09.21.2000 9:00:17 AM EST) In spite of government warnings,Bruce and Troy tried to reproduce,with tragic results.

Republican Propaganda (0 replies) started by aharrell666 (09.20.2000 9:59:11 AM EST) A message from your GOP: "Fags eat Guinea Pigs." My turn-ons include tormenting the elderly, public napping, and women that say yes.

Party Time (0 replies) started by rzehr (09.19.2000 5:20:30 PM EST) Now that we have the adult toy it's time to party!

gerbilman (0 replies) started by wtbarron (09.19.2000 4:34:18 PM EST) Gerbils are for beginners!!

Caesar the Gerbil (0 replies) started by RGRENNAN (09.19.2000 4:07:15 PM EST) "Friends, Rodents, and Countrymen, lend me your Rears, I come to bury Caesar....not to praise him...."

pretty woman (0 replies) started by RGRENNAN (09.19.2000 4:03:01 PM EST) "No, you got to be Richard Gere last time, my turn now, you be Julia Roberts!"

MMM MMM GOOD (0 replies) started by hern2000 (09.19.2000 2:04:50 PM EST) I think we can get this one up there too!! Now, where is that duct tape and the astroglide... LISTEN TO WHAT THE FLOWER PEOPLE SAY

Gizmo Gone Bad (0 replies) started by pugslee29 (09.19.2000 12:43:57 PM EST) After Gremlins III: The Revenge failed at the box office, Gizmo was forced into a career in gay porn. Oh you just stop it

What actually happend (1 reply) started by Nzrman (09.19.2000 10:37:49 AM EST) Seconds later the furry little creature took hold of the man's right nipple.Tearing it from its place leaving him known as uni-nipple. We laugh at his misfortune. Pretend its pudding

What actually happend (0 replies) started by Nzrman (09.19.2000 10:28:10 AM EST) Seconds later the furry little creature took a hold of the man's right nipple. Tearing it from its place and leaving the man known as uni-nipple. We all laugh at his misfortune. Pretend its pudding

Problem solved! (0 replies) started by kimbo247 (09.19.2000 0:28:42 AM EST) Great news...we found out what was clogging your ass!!!

Problem solved! (0 replies) started by kimbo247 (09.19.2000 0:24:47 AM EST) Great news...we found out what was clogging your ass!!!

YOU!! (0 replies) started by 411mookie (09.18.2000 9:44:17 PM EST) (smiles) put that camera down Robnoxious, you are next!!! Go CATS!!!!

Ooooooohhhhh (0 replies) started by 411mookie (09.18.2000 9:38:19 PM EST) After this we will be one BIG Happy family!!!! Go CATS!!!!

nightmare infomercial (0 replies) started by jufire (09.18.2000 7:14:15 PM EST) If you order now, you'll get our video absolutely FREE!

Pet Lips (0 replies) started by fritolay (09.18.2000 5:47:45 PM EST) After it gets done sucking on my tit, move it down to my cock. It has the most incredible tongue!

FUN (0 replies) started by MKacpro (09.18.2000 9:59:07 AM EST) Jeff: Oh! it's so quite. Al: Ya, do you think it will fit in my ass?

Gay couples sex games (0 replies) started by Dougd23 (09.18.2000 3:26:13 AM EST) Ok Sweeetie, your turn, bend over, close your eyes and think of Fabio. It will only hurt for a second.

Look Out (0 replies) started by bilbs35 (09.18.2000 2:23:30 AM EST) "You said they weren't going to picture us while we did this son." I was just checkin the specs on the endlines for the rodery gurders, im retarded.

Give a dog a bone.. (0 replies) started by Bman65 (09.17.2000 2:49:54 PM EST) "This dog thought IT was a bone.."

richard gear eat your heart out! (0 replies) started by stormyshoreline (09.17.2000 4:02:41 AM EST) "Gerbils, girlfriend we are far beyound gerbils!"

Hazing (0 replies) started by LongHairedFreak (09.16.2000 5:10:15 PM EST) So you wanna be an alpha beta kappa,huh? GrantD.Johnson

Hazing (0 replies) started by LongHairedFreak (09.16.2000 5:05:48 PM EST) So you wanna be an alpha beta kappa,huh? GrantD.Johnson

Dates (0 replies) started by larryjp99 (09.16.2000 1:37:12 PM EST) Hi, we're your dates for the prom! JimBeam and Ice

Watch it! (0 replies) started by Romeoz (09.16.2000 10:47:25 AM EST) Ernie:Damn Bert, I bet that thing sucked your dick for hours on end! Bert:Yeah man, it was great! Ernie:Then why is there blood running down your leg, Bert? Bert: Well, you might want to watch out...the little fucker's got sharp teeth! And the sign said: Big chested women please form a line here

Pigs (0 replies) started by Hazer (09.15.2000 11:44:19 PM EST) Psst..... hey Eddie, How far ya think I can punt this little fucker?

Boys.... (0 replies) started by thor (09.15.2000 5:53:27 PM EST) Boys.... Now where did you put that other gerbil????? Thor...

Just One (0 replies) started by MKacpro (09.15.2000 9:23:10 AM EST) Bruce: Come on, just one lick. Phil: OK, but then back in my ass it goes.

Caption (0 replies) started by skinsfan0022 (09.15.2000 9:04:49 AM EST) Hey Quint, I think were gonna need a bigger tube

Public Service Announcement (0 replies) started by OneHungLo (09.15.2000 3:36:01 AM EST) Children, this is why you don't feed sea monkeys hamburger.

Gerbal Mania (0 replies) started by tbellinla (09.14.2000 3:24:28 PM EST) Happy Birthday to me? And you are going to put this where? Michael Tbell

show me (0 replies) started by samm065 (09.13.2000 11:22:21 PM EST) I let you see my furry thing from up my sleeve now its your turn to show me whats furry in your pants. knows it all

bert&ernie (0 replies) started by paulinedale (09.13.2000 10:04:30 PM EST) behind the scenes with the real Bert and Ernie, playing with thier snuffleupagus!

gay mens baby's (0 replies) started by deeznutz (09.13.2000 7:05:15 PM EST) it looks like a piece of shit cuz he delivered it through his ass deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

Mastercard (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.13.2000 3:59:30 PM EST) Gerbil at the Pet Store: $10 1997 Chase Challenge T-shirt: $17 Seeing the reaction on your friends face when you tell him your gonna shove a gerbil up his ass: Priceless

fun with gerbals (0 replies) started by notyouravgjoe69 (09.13.2000 2:37:34 PM EST) I hope the sheep don't get mad! Whay comes around goes around.

size matters (0 replies) started by rickbrowne (09.13.2000 11:44:40 AM EST) if you think its big you should see the loo roll applicator

HELP!!!! (0 replies) started by rokhppr (09.13.2000 1:32:40 AM EST) Door #1.....a hungry Boa Constrictor Door #2.....all the lettuce you can eat Door #3.....Neil and Bob Feltcher

Caption (0 replies) started by maxrancor (09.13.2000 1:25:20 AM EST) The "Fabulous Felcher Brothers" show off their mascot "Mr. Tickles" after winning the Gold Medal for "Anal Swallowing" in the Rainbow Olympics.

Caption (0 replies) started by maxrancor (09.13.2000 1:20:55 AM EST) The "Fabulous Felcher Brothers" show off their mascot "Mr. Tickles" after winning the Gold Medal for

Gay Rich (0 replies) started by TomMaccc (09.12.2000 5:52:34 PM EST) Richard's friends greet him with a "toy" after that terrible stay on 'Survivor'

I don't know its an awful big gerbal (0 replies) started by AlphaGore (09.12.2000 5:08:01 PM EST) Seriously.....you want to do what with that gerbal and for me to scream armagedon!!!

Fall Line up (0 replies) started by lansingflt (09.12.2000 4:44:31 PM EST) With the new T.V. fall line up Fox gets into the action with there new sitcom called Neil -n- Bob it's about having fun with gerbals

gay Rocky & Bullwinkle (0 replies) started by dangriffin (09.12.2000 1:08:42 PM EST) Watch me pull a gerbal out of his ass

A New Species??? (0 replies) started by Twinkey (09.12.2000 8:59:47 AM EST) Proud parents, Deke and Zeke, just after the birth of their child, the world's first all-male reproduced species.

HUGE (0 replies) started by pjhurt (09.11.2000 11:59:05 PM EST) WOW, your Gerbil is HUGE!! (smiles)

the winner (0 replies) started by pezhead (09.11.2000 11:17:44 PM EST) With a balding head, glasses, and face putty, Richard Gere decided to go incognito to Dirk's Gerbil Party

felching is gross (0 replies) started by jmyjms79 (09.11.2000 7:41:00 PM EST) PETA vs.GLAD: The saga continues! jimmyjames

Correction to below.. (0 replies) started by GerryLeacock (09.11.2000 5:01:06 PM EST) "grebil" should have been "gerbil" (obviously)

Joke caption contest (0 replies) started by GerryLeacock (09.11.2000 4:54:48 PM EST) "Our first try at it was rather painful, because neither of knew what a grebil looked like"

sex life (0 replies) started by ballhammer (09.11.2000 3:23:28 PM EST) Who needs women when you have one of these. (look at the size of those smiles)

None of your Goodamn business (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.11.2000 2:47:41 PM EST) Here at the Richard Gere school of veterinary medicine. . .

ralph (0 replies) started by dang5000 (09.11.2000 2:40:41 PM EST) My this turd is really wiggly, oh its bernie the hamster. We thought we had lost you. My how you have grown. ok stop posing for pictures and, help me wring the piss out of my shirt sweetie.

The Great Pewdini (0 replies) started by ohyeah (09.11.2000 12:09:23 PM EST) "Now, for my next trick...I'll pull the guy out of the guinea pig!!!

FLUFFY (0 replies) started by dangrad (09.11.2000 4:34:56 AM EST) Eager volunteers to test 'Fluffy' the FBI's furby guinea pig, designed to record people talking crap. DANGRAD

Gerbil (0 replies) started by kiddynamite (09.10.2000 3:17:21 PM EST) To add spice to the day-to-day sex routines Bruce and David move from Gerbils to Guinea Pigs. Gafaw!

relief (0 replies) started by dinekevi (09.10.2000 5:00:33 AM EST) I didn't know gerbils could get that big!

Gerbil (0 replies) started by lordgonchar (09.10.2000 3:50:30 AM EST) Well, you see, we find gerbils don't quite satisfy...

yea so i fucked up (0 replies) started by pleasantCM (09.10.2000 3:27:52 AM EST) so i accidentally sent the message before i was done typing, if you dont like it eatadick FUCK THIS JOB, FUCK THIS PLACE, FUCK THESE PEOPLE, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

GOOFBALL. COM (0 replies) started by pleasantCM (09.10.2000 3:22:48 AM EST) after a hard day at the computer, the creators of goofball.com relax with thier favorite sex toy, pee wee the steroid gerbil FUCK THIS JOB, FUCK THIS PLACE, FUCK THESE PEOPLE, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

GOOFBALL. COM (0 replies) started by pleasantCM (09.10.2000 3:21:51 AM EST) after a hard day at the computer, the creators of goofball.com relax with thier favorite sex toy FUCK THIS JOB, FUCK THIS PLACE, FUCK THESE PEOPLE, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!!!

SNIPE HUNT WINNER? (0 replies) started by lkkfmd (09.10.2000 0:37:22 AM EST) After all these years of looking from that first damn snipe hunt we ventured out on...I don't know. Are we a winner with this?!

ARMAGEDDON II: THE SECOND COMING (0 replies) started by thegut (09.10.2000 0:20:26 AM EST) RAGGOT strikes back! Still bitter from being disfigured by the flames of Kiki's passion, our gerbil hero goes underground to recover and plan his revenge. He ends up in Cyril Oklahoma where the water has transformed the local human population into excessively hairy, horribly disporportional mutants. He drinks the water.... BUDDHA BELLY

what's for dinner (0 replies) started by petemaus (09.09.2000 4:26:22 PM EST) guinea pig...the other white meat! :~)

guinea pig sex (0 replies) started by hitman5 (09.09.2000 3:14:22 PM EST) Hey, Victor I bet if we got this guinea pig drunk he would let us fuck him.

breast feeding (0 replies) started by hitman5 (09.09.2000 3:02:51 PM EST) OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS BREAST FEEDING HIS GUINEA PIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly Guy (0 replies) started by rustyhook (09.09.2000 2:28:01 PM EST) "Lover, I love it when you show off our butt muncher. Heee, heee." (giggle, girgle, FART!)

Todd's Birthday! (0 replies) started by Buffalobill (09.09.2000 12:41:01 PM EST) Bruce, I told you I wanted a Chia Pet for my birthday!

Todd's Birthday! (0 replies) started by Buffalobill (09.09.2000 12:41:00 PM EST) Bruce, I told you I wanted a Chia Pet for my birthday!

Weird Places (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.09.2000 9:53:19 AM EST) You wouldn't believe where the guy wearing the yellow shirt over his shoulder just put that guinea pig. Sad part is, the guy in the white shirt is smiling because he volunteered to do it!

Ben and Jerry make a new flavor! (0 replies) started by MILKMAN (09.09.2000 3:32:57 AM EST) Ben & Jerry make a new ice cream.It's called "Guniea Surprise". Do you know why???That's the surprise!

haay (0 replies) started by blondie (09.09.2000 0:49:58 AM EST) would you look what just crawed out his ass. me

haay (0 replies) started by blondie (09.09.2000 0:49:16 AM EST) would you look what just crawed out his ass. me

My ware (0 replies) started by jaquesbigslong (09.09.2000 0:08:27 AM EST) Look we went to Gayway and traded in our old small Gerbil for this new larger Guini pig! Our old Gerbil just wasn't doing it for Blain anymore. Just plug stick it in and watch him go!! Woowoo!

Living Hairball! (0 replies) started by ladyhite (09.09.2000 0:05:17 AM EST) Yes, you, too, can own a living hairball! Just send $19.95 (plus s&h) to uglykitty@nakedpuss.com!

my thoughts (1 reply) started by doublej1984 (09.08.2000 8:45:22 PM EST) alright boys, step right up. Catch the guinni pig win a prize.

NO Mom (0 replies) started by robo (09.08.2000 8:04:56 PM EST) This isn't our baby, we're really just friends, honest!

lab rat (0 replies) started by lang04 (09.08.2000 7:45:47 PM EST) trevor was tired of being a guinea pig for lance and bruce's sick nipple biting experiments

Busted ! (0 replies) started by oldman47 (09.08.2000 7:41:32 PM EST) Honest officer, we found him in the park and were returning him to the zoo. I only had him in there to keep him warm. Well I'll be damned !

LANCE!! (0 replies) started by rtf123 (09.08.2000 4:18:18 PM EST) Quick! Pull it out! Now, just act NORMAL.

LANCE!! (0 replies) started by rtf123 (09.08.2000 4:18:03 PM EST) Quick! Pull it out! Now, just act NORMAL.

My Turn (0 replies) started by kcdunn (09.08.2000 3:52:26 PM EST) Now you hold him and let him lick my nipple!!!

Heh heh (0 replies) started by mrt8myballz (09.08.2000 3:43:55 PM EST) Armageddon!

Gays Give birth to Dog!!? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.08.2000 2:25:55 PM EST) Lover Ace and Gary recently gave birth to this darling puppy. Isn't science amazing.

Human-Guinea Pig Experiment Goes Terribly Wrong (0 replies) started by shoobubba (09.08.2000 11:58:57 AM EST) I thought there were 2.

Pals (0 replies) started by MKacpro (09.08.2000 8:55:58 AM EST) Come on, You know you want to touch my weasel.

uh huh (0 replies) started by sloopdigidy (09.08.2000 8:15:42 AM EST) Now .. watch very carefully, I'm gonna make this l'il critter disppear.

Ever wonder where is he now (0 replies) started by methos316 (09.08.2000 6:54:46 AM EST) Bored Pepe Le Pieu decides to go for an alternative lifestyle Shit happens. Get over it.

Feeding (0 replies) started by pimpinjordan (09.08.2000 1:39:05 AM EST) Herb, is that Gerbil of yours breast feeding from me again?

A real trooper (0 replies) started by tj315 (09.07.2000 7:49:13 PM EST) I dunno, Steve, looks like an awefully big gerbil... but I guess I'll try anything once. Deep_Narcosis

richard gere (0 replies) started by abab (09.07.2000 7:39:06 PM EST) um guys, this gerbil is just on loan from richard gere so please don't show this picture to anyone

caption (0 replies) started by uvmullin (09.07.2000 6:43:13 PM EST) The relationship was over. Although the guinea pig was out, Barry still couldn't bend over. -dork

caption (0 replies) started by juno (09.07.2000 6:37:13 PM EST) roger and rob decide to take their relationship to the next level

we need help (0 replies) started by R2 (09.07.2000 6:33:31 PM EST) anyone got a match?

Hm (0 replies) started by loc22 (09.07.2000 6:27:16 PM EST) When i agreed to pose for this...no one ever told me there would be Guinea pigs. ojj

Miscommunication (0 replies) started by hoytdoggg (09.07.2000 1:36:05 PM EST) Gerbils???No wonder my eyes are still bugged out!

poo (0 replies) started by goatroast (09.07.2000 11:22:37 AM EST) Look at me. I have a guinea pig in my hands. NinjA! Style

i'm just the photographer.... (0 replies) started by ChaopS (09.07.2000 9:47:17 AM EST) Guys...i'm just taking your picture for goofball...guys? Why are you looking at me like that??..... ------------------------------------ After a hard session of gay-robics, Kiki and Bruce felt it was time for the "Seventh Inning Feltch"

Rodent Sex (0 replies) started by ChelleSmith (09.07.2000 9:18:59 AM EST) Hey has anyone seen Richard Gere? He left this at our place last night.

Shaving (0 replies) started by clamdigger (09.07.2000 8:52:18 AM EST) In just seven weeks of shaving their chest and back hair, Fred and Ethyl managed to fashion the clippings into a lifelike shih tzu replica.

Eat it (0 replies) started by geecue (09.07.2000 8:47:59 AM EST) Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

hide the pet (0 replies) started by felix127 (09.07.2000 8:25:20 AM EST) You put me up there one more time and I swear I'll eat his prostrate

oh, just though of another (0 replies) started by saint (09.07.2000 1:45:51 AM EST) Guinea Pigs: Filling, yet satisfying!

Drinking? (0 replies) started by abcdefgh (09.07.2000 1:40:41 AM EST) And this was the picture of me and Johnny just before the incident with the guinea pig. By then, we had already had about 7 beers each.

Painful (0 replies) started by LISURF (09.06.2000 9:56:09 PM EST) What? What's so funny about two homosexuals and a gerbil? That shit was dope!

Leave It to Beaver Reunion (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.06.2000 9:03:04 PM EST) After beating Ward Cleaver in Naked Volleyball, Eddie Haskell (loaded on tequila shooters)....shows Wally how to make man's best friend into a hand puppet to show off to the kids!

Owie (1 reply) started by Gartism (09.06.2000 8:16:30 PM EST) Got Gerbil? A San Francisco Relay race First Annual Shirts VS Skins Gerbil Toss Gartism

Ouch (1 reply) started by Gartism (09.06.2000 8:11:15 PM EST) Got Gerbil? A San Francisco Relay Race It's Shirts Vs. Skins at the 1st Annual Gerbil toss. Gartism

hehe (0 replies) started by hemified (09.06.2000 6:54:04 PM EST) i don't know it looks like a tight fit

here's one (0 replies) started by chynadog (09.06.2000 3:54:17 PM EST) Man, thanks for the Exlax, I thought he waas stuck up there for good. Next time we are going back to the gerbils. Let's kick it up a knotch!

Pssst.... (0 replies) started by kimbo247 (09.06.2000 12:53:38 PM EST) Pssst.....want to take the guinea pig challenge?

new discovery (0 replies) started by stfraser (09.06.2000 12:19:53 PM EST) we just found out it vibrates!

PETA Prize... (0 replies) started by rudedog (09.05.2000 9:35:02 PM EST) The contestants on "Gay Survivor" wern't eating the rodents, but PETA wasn't happy anyway.....

New Neighbors (0 replies) started by 1cas4u (09.05.2000 9:33:53 PM EST) "Hi, I'm Mike and this is Steve, We're your new neighbors! We were Wodering if we could borrow some tubing?"

Duh... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.05.2000 8:38:28 PM EST) Duh... we're gay...

Coolhand (0 replies) started by coolhand (09.05.2000 6:32:36 PM EST) Got Duct Tape? DBM

guinea pig 5000 (0 replies) started by schwinard (09.05.2000 4:11:56 PM EST) Introducing the new guinea pig 5000.. I I'm Ron Popeil's son, Bob, and this is my "friend" Neil... We're here to introduce our newest invention from the family that brought you "meat on a stick", and the "Original Austin Power's penis pump". Now for the demonstration of how we use it, and where we stick it... Armagedon! Schwinard

XFL Has New Balls (0 replies) started by keyshaun (09.05.2000 3:59:36 PM EST) Ya, in the XFL they leave the fur on the pig skin, dude!

mikey (0 replies) started by bones2038 (09.05.2000 1:15:33 PM EST) mikey liked it,and you will too scott richardson

shave it (0 replies) started by bones2038 (09.05.2000 1:10:32 PM EST) it you shave it then you can do it scott richardson

Yikes (0 replies) started by MacLXXI (09.05.2000 12:20:38 PM EST) After hours of intesive sergury and therapy...Antonio finaly convinced Gerald to have their favorite Guinea pig removed from his "cavern".

hammered choice of the day (0 replies) started by druidlore (09.05.2000 12:14:11 PM EST) now i ask, even hammered, would you want the guy on the right, or the guinea pig of spelunking happiness? i know what i'd pick...

2 FAYS PLAY (0 replies) started by TRABBY (09.05.2000 11:26:20 AM EST) HERE WE SEE JIM & BOB PREPARING TO SHAVE DOWN THIS OVER SIZE GERBIL,CAUSE THEY THINK BIGGER IS WITHOUT A DOUBT BETTER.

here you go, read this. (0 replies) started by JohnnyKatoom (09.05.2000 11:23:17 AM EST) Prostate cleaning has never been easier than with guinea clean, your all purpous anal and prostate cleaner. We even have gerbils for your lower g.i.. So when you need a good rheem, don't forget Guinea Clean

We're just two (0 replies) started by vito1952 (09.05.2000 10:55:10 AM EST) wild and crazy guys!

Caption Contest (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.05.2000 8:15:24 AM EST) Gerbils are monor league.....wait'll you see this!

So, here's mine (0 replies) started by saint (09.05.2000 1:48:24 AM EST) After a tough delivery, Jim and Rex get a chance to hold their new brother!

Rhyme (0 replies) started by retsimgaw (09.05.2000 0:30:56 AM EST) When you're feelin' kinda' hot, Be a big shot, Take of your shirt, All of a sudden... squirt, Out comes a Guinea Pig, Wear it as a Wig, The Guy on the right wants to flirt, I don't care, just send me a shirt! Alf is in da' House!!

heres my 2 cents (0 replies) started by Leary (09.05.2000 0:12:13 AM EST) Neil: "hey Bob, wanna show off our new toy to all our friends at home?" Bob: "hold on a sec Neil, I want to go get my, "My two dads went to San Fransico, and all they brought me back was this dumb Guinea Pig" t-shirt!" Leary's First Rule of Pessimism: If at first you dont succeed, give up, you obviously were not good at it in the first place.

Worth a shot (0 replies) started by AndyA (09.04.2000 11:45:58 PM EST) Here is first prize for the best costume in the San Francisco Gay Parade. We just got through taking it for a test run and it works great. You dress your mammy!

Cool! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.04.2000 9:56:00 PM EST) Cool! New sex toy!

no ass reference (0 replies) started by joehelmet (09.04.2000 9:46:23 PM EST) after a night of booze and boys, the young sigfreid and roy simultaneously realize their life's calling.

Playing with pets (0 replies) started by barrybl (09.04.2000 8:56:00 PM EST) Come on try it. It will fit. Your going to love it.

This Stinks!! (0 replies) started by sirlicksalot (09.04.2000 8:43:03 PM EST) Skunk-" .....and they say what I squirt is bad.....problem is, he looks happy!!

tighter than your sister (0 replies) started by Leemikefuriga (09.04.2000 8:32:48 PM EST) Hey Bob, your right it is tighter than your sister!

Next Time (0 replies) started by Foley316 (09.04.2000 7:55:13 PM EST) Man on Right: "Next time its coming out of your ass!" Man on Left: "Too late, another one is coming out."

I'm glad we got this guinea pig... (0 replies) started by michianh (09.04.2000 7:51:20 PM EST) I'm glad we got this guinea pig out of your ass. I thought I'd never get a turn!

ok (0 replies) started by wikidclown (09.04.2000 7:27:19 PM EST) "For a close shave...awww hell Wilbur, you gotta hold the stuff up, and smile for the camera"!

okey dokey here's mine (0 replies) started by amuseme (09.04.2000 7:21:40 PM EST) "Don't Worry...Be Happy" Amuse Me

Party Time! (0 replies) started by nonforu (09.04.2000 6:20:23 PM EST) And now we present!--- The 1997 Homosexual Veterinarians Office Party Extravaganza! "Sweet Jesus Alexis, I knew taking Chip N'Dale classes after work would pay off eventually!" ....... "Yes, Bruce; So did i :) "

THe fun is not just... (0 replies) started by stevieboy (09.04.2000 6:07:30 PM EST) the fun is not just have him up there but getting to lick him clean when he finds his way out look at the tits on that!!

here ya go (0 replies) started by brippe (09.04.2000 4:31:31 PM EST) hey ROB, pass the guinea pig. sweeeeeeeeet

just keep smiling... (0 replies) started by mott923 (09.04.2000 4:30:01 PM EST) Just keep smiling and maybe he won't realize we're not wearing pants.

ENEMA? (0 replies) started by lifesaver (09.04.2000 2:34:59 PM EST) "You don't need to go to those fancy overpriced enema establishments anymore, just call us "GUINEA GUYS", and we'll fix you up in a spiffy." Lifesaver

I KNOW! (0 replies) started by DrLecter (09.04.2000 1:48:42 PM EST) Yet another candid snapshot from the Richard Gere beach party archives. One night I shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got in my pajamas I don't know.

Where`d she go...? (0 replies) started by P0OLMAN (09.04.2000 1:38:33 PM EST) Weve lost baby guineas before... usually a couple days and you pass them. Immagine our suprise late one night, when after 43 days our little Daisy finnaly popped her head out.

ceap and easy! (0 replies) started by bigtomato (09.04.2000 1:36:19 PM EST) its cheap and easy! no need to sanatize any needles.. just let our little critter here latch on to your nipple.. you'll have a cheap and fashion forward nipple piercing! just call 1-800-nipples and we'll send a shirtless representative over with a fresh Guinea Pig to your door! see look at the happy look on the satisfied customers face! Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

poor rodent, fur is hard to clean (0 replies) started by leroyx (09.04.2000 1:28:43 PM EST) It's completely obvious what the two log pushers, Kiki and Bruce are considering ("Armageddon"), but just look at poor Raggot's expression. "Damn, I wish that nice Korean family would have bought me." Guinea Pig, the other white meat. BTW: a gay man's favorite pick up line, "can I push your stool in?"

GP Rescue (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (09.04.2000 1:22:57 PM EST) Hi. We're founders of the "Guinea Pig Rescue Foundation". If you know of any abandoned guinea pigs, contact us at 1-800-STU-FFIT and we'll take that little fella off your hands and stuff...I mean...place him in a good home! SweetiePeach

Here's mine...... (0 replies) started by HarryMonkBubble (09.04.2000 1:15:01 PM EST) Nipple Piercing - Natures Way

Dummy (0 replies) started by sadslice1 (09.04.2000 12:51:46 PM EST) He fell for that old "pull my finger" trick!...Again!!!

Gay Olympics....... (0 replies) started by Smokey (09.04.2000 11:26:33 AM EST) We're defending Gold Medalists in the Olympics. It's our favorite event, the Guinea Pig Launch.

my caption (0 replies) started by gavind (09.04.2000 11:24:09 AM EST) aww my butt hurts like hell, now its your turn dexter. "Alcohol, the cause and the solution to all lifes problems"

furry?? (0 replies) started by sebbas (09.04.2000 11:23:53 AM EST) Have you meet my furry little friend??

oooh (0 replies) started by Mynok5 (09.04.2000 11:19:04 AM EST) mmm. fuzzy, it feels better coming out than going in, trust me! my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

Safety (0 replies) started by tjshere (09.04.2000 10:38:46 AM EST) Having expanded beyond gerbils, Bruce and Percy prepare to debut their new, fire-retardant guinea pig. Trust me, I'm old.

i think the gerbil (0 replies) started by alloy16 (09.04.2000 10:13:28 AM EST) like that guys shirt, but why is other guy got it shirt off. i think it has a hole in it from the gerbil. the guy in the white shirt is gay he has rainbow color shirt on and he saying gerbil stop biteing my nipple ring. the guy without the shirt the gerbil just pee in his hand. i guess they had a nice time babysitting the gerbil. WHZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP! BYE LOVE YLL.

Hi Mom (0 replies) started by Roger (09.04.2000 8:32:22 AM EST) Oh, hi Mom!! No, we haven't done anything to your gerbil, honest. Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

animal trainers (0 replies) started by mollie (09.04.2000 5:28:46 AM EST) Can a chinchilla perform as well as a gerbil? As soon as we can adjust the body harness we'll let you all know!

animal trainers (0 replies) started by mollie (09.04.2000 5:26:34 AM EST) Can a chinchilla perform as well as a gerbil? As soon as we can adjust the body harness we'll let you all know!

Weenie Pig (0 replies) started by BerryLargePeenas (09.04.2000 3:53:50 AM EST) "We've taught him to eat the corn out of our shit. The fun part is not eating corn and feeling him search for it for hours!" The Real Berry Large Peenas

Magic Tricks (0 replies) started by Oni (09.04.2000 3:24:11 AM EST) "Man on right: You would not believe where that just came from!! Man on left: Oop... hold on, here comes another one! Get ready with the towel!" ^Oni^

Togetherness (0 replies)   started by Robnoxious (09.04.2000 2:30:16 AM EST) "Hi, we have been together for 5 years and we finally have decided to upgrade our gerbil, would you like to lube him down?" R O B N O X I O U S Now go buy a shirt!

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