"I should have clarified it by my statement. I just clarified it by my—not should have—I just."—Bush, trying to clarify a statement Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Holds Media Availability with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi," Sept. 14, 2002
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