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Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.
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Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.
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