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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/04/2000
 
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Contest ends September 30th 2000. Winners will be notified via email, so make sure your profile is up to date with a valid email address. Invalid addresses forfeit their prize. Winners have seven days to respond and provide their snail mail address. If any of these winners fails to claim their prize... I'm keeping the shirt for next month.

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