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contest
(0 replies)
started by
freak
(11.05.2005 4:12:58 PM EST)
NICE BUST!!!
But I'm a leg man
Caption Contest
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started by
negativeion
(10.19.2005 11:49:44 PM EST)
"I'm sorry, who was going to win the starring contest, thats right, me bitch!!"
nice bust
(0 replies)
started by
gwsjr1
(10.18.2005 5:24:07 PM EST)
nice bust
Caption
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started by
mctigercom
(10.09.2005 6:14:51 PM EST)
Nice cans!
psssst
(0 replies)
started by
jefegoat
(10.03.2005 1:25:01 AM EST)
Pssst...wanna get stoned?
Hmmmmmm....
(0 replies)
started by
bossbabe
(09.30.2005 10:44:30 PM EST)
"Mother always told me you were a stone cold bitch, guess the old bat was right for once!"
"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there!"
lame-o
(0 replies)
started by
dirkdiggler
(09.29.2005 0:58:40 AM EST)
Is this the lamest picture ever or what?
Duckfudder-something to think about.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
(0 replies)
started by
bear220
(09.24.2005 0:16:08 AM EST)
That pigeon took a shit right between your tits
death
(0 replies)
started by
outofcontrol97
(09.22.2005 11:56:16 PM EST)
i heard of till death do us part but this is ridiculous
lust
(0 replies)
started by
mick682
(09.20.2005 7:43:08 PM EST)
What would you do for a Klondike bar ?
Headache
(0 replies)
started by
mbobo
(09.20.2005 1:08:19 PM EST)
You have a headache ?...again!
fuck you sun
(0 replies)
started by
madklown
(09.20.2005 12:54:49 PM EST)
Not only am I stuck staring at you, but even the FUCKIN' SUN IS MY EYES TOO!!AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo, ahh
(0 replies)
started by
chez1
(09.16.2005 1:59:52 PM EST)
Sooo, ahhh....how YOU doin?
uhmm
(3 replies)
started by
leadj
(09.16.2005 2:34:14 AM EST)
Jane you ignorant slut!
caption contest
(2 replies)
started by
rwdemmerle
(09.14.2005 9:02:16 PM EST)
" I wished for a little head, but expected to get the whole damn girl for that price"
Okay... I'll try
(1 reply)
started by
luvly1
(09.05.2005 5:21:26 PM EST)
"This is not what I meant when I told the genie 'I'd like to mount that babe up against the wall.'"
nice bust
(0 replies)
started by
plumdawgs
(09.05.2005 5:17:59 PM EST)
but the ass could use some work!
No Body
(0 replies)
started by
edgy
(09.05.2005 3:20:37 PM EST)
I ain't got no body !
Hmmmmm
(0 replies)
started by
kaufmanfirefighter
(09.04.2005 10:07:26 AM EST)
"I wonder if they are real, of if it is just the bra she is wearing?"
Let's try -
(0 replies)
started by
bd2son
(09.03.2005 8:27:52 AM EST)
I'm busting to meet her but I hear she's stone cold.
My Caption ...
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started by
seaweedy
(09.03.2005 0:55:21 AM EST)
"Nice boobs baby, but no pants for me to get into!"
Hmmm....
(2 replies)
started by
meesha
(09.02.2005 7:52:07 PM EST)
Nice tits.
I need a new sig - apply now to kittydreamer@hotmail.com!
http://my.goofball.com/wwwboard/current/home?daysback=1&comment_id=532881#thread
shes a bust
(0 replies)
started by
tackleelgible
(09.01.2005 9:50:27 PM EST)
Ive heard all she does is give head
shes a bust
(0 replies)
started by
tackleelgible
(09.01.2005 9:49:37 PM EST)
Ive heard all she does is give head
Hmm...
(0 replies)
started by
jimbobiglotto
(09.01.2005 10:47:27 AM EST)
now THAT'S a bust worth looking at!
Just moved to the south and I can feel every other tooth getting loose already!
The husband is thinking
(0 replies)
  started by
obiwan
(09.01.2005 3:35:42 AM EST)
"why on Earth did I not listen to my friends about her"
~Obiwan~
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