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Shitty Outfits
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started by
srkleffman
(02.25.2004 11:39:21 PM EST)
I started to complain, but then I figured...Ah what the hell, you still do the love thing like before we were married...So you can't pick out clothes. We know what keeps our kind together...hot monkey sex!...comone Marge, I feel a stiff one comin. Besides we have to practice for our episode on Spinger next month!
why Michael Jackson's kids always have their faces covered up?
Well here's a picture of them in the swimming pool at Neverland Ranch.
I told you I was sorry
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started by
sy993588
(02.16.2004 1:42:46 AM EST)
I told you I was sorry, what more can I say?...You don't think "Goofball" will find out about this, do you?
monkey picture caption
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started by
beavinsons
(02.10.2004 11:27:07 AM EST)
Nothing beats a nice hot bath after a long day of anal probing at the cosmetics testing lab
relaxation station
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started by
willi
(02.08.2004 11:04:44 PM EST)
"Hey!, this spa has the stinkiest bubbles I've ever smelled."
Hey !!
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started by
ladybug
(02.08.2004 1:42:33 AM EST)
"Don't you look at me like that!
I TOLD you to call a real plumber!"
you make me feel-
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started by
dirkdiggler
(02.04.2004 8:33:52 PM EST)
you make me feel-
you make me feel like a na-tur-al pri-mate
I told you that tree limb wasn't strong enough for us to monkey around on!
Hey, we're all homo sapiens.
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started by
willi
(02.02.2004 10:30:37 PM EST)
If peeing in the pool is good enough for humans, it's good enough for me!
hey!!!
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started by
kaufmanfirefighter
(02.02.2004 12:47:20 PM EST)
"They really do look bigger under water!!!"
Mmmmm
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  started by
meesha
(02.02.2004 11:20:06 AM EST)
Yeah, right there...ahhhhh
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