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Caption Contest - January 2005

By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/31/2005
 
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January 2005 Winner

"The things a young guy will do to get his head between a girls legs."
-- submitted by jblades

Caption Contest - January 2005

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    Surprising results (0 replies)
    started by kaufmanfirefighter
    (02.07.2005 11:07:29 PM EST)

    I have only been using my Bowflex for 2 weeks and now look what I can do.

    Until today (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (02.04.2005 2:20:15 PM EST)


    Billy had never even seen a hemorrhoid

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    National Geographic (0 replies)
    started by nitestrm
    (01.30.2005 8:17:02 AM EST)

    Narrator: "And here we see the punuous bugous strongous. We see him lifting 5,000 times his body weight, what an amazing feat of strength. Is it done as a sign of fertility? Or, does he do it out of pure fear? The world may never know."

    Go Cajuns! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (01.28.2005 1:16:20 PM EST)

    Hot boudin...
    Cold cous cous.

    Come on skinny boy...
    Push.. push.. push.

    0013 mash (0 replies)
    started by babycat
    (01.25.2005 8:20:44 PM EST)

    0013 mash

    BOY SAVES EARTH!!!! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (01.21.2005 1:03:00 AM EST)

    As Fat Cheerleader from Space attempts to land on earth, this boy is there to catch her and send her back from whence she came! THANK YOU, WONDERBOY!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    The things...... (0 replies)
    started by jblades
    (01.18.2005 12:32:16 PM EST)

    a young guy will do to get his head between a girls legs

    Houston............ (0 replies)
    started by allen
    (01.16.2005 3:32:31 PM EST)

    We have a problem!!!!!!!


    My entry (0 replies)
    started by dirkdiggler
    (01.11.2005 9:26:31 PM EST)

    ...and number 13 SCORES on a hat trick!!

    My attempt... (0 replies)
    started by wardmw
    (01.08.2005 7:01:29 AM EST)

    In his younger years Clark Kent nearly gave away his true identity trying to get to second base...

    #13 says: (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (01.07.2005 9:03:06 AM EST)


    i hope she didn't have chili last night.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    My lame attempt (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.06.2005 10:05:43 AM EST)


    Whatever you do son,
    DON'T LOOK UP !

    eeek (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (01.04.2005 5:59:43 PM EST)

    Hes in over his head! Or is going to to be.

    If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

    FLAP HARDER ! (1 reply)
    started by malcom
    (01.04.2005 6:57:22 AM EST)


    I thought it was the ants that could lift 20 times their own weight.

    WOW! (0 replies)
    started by ldhennessy
    (01.02.2005 4:21:56 PM EST)

    We gotta get a bigger boat! (jaws)

    WOW! (0 replies)
    started by ldhennessy
    (01.02.2005 4:18:19 PM EST)

    We gotta get a bigger boat! (from Jaws)

    i think i can i think i can (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (01.01.2005 7:01:18 PM EST)

    im gonna die

    I'll go with.... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.01.2005 5:43:43 PM EST)


    Things guys will do to get a look up a chick's skirt: #247

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Give me a P...Give me an I...Give me a G... (0 replies)
    started by tazdevil
    (01.01.2005 5:33:03 PM EST)

    What do you get ... A BIG FAT PIG!!!!

    editors note, i shorteded the title to fit on 1 line. lol

    @!#$%@
    TazDevil


    Give me a P ... Give me an I ... Give me a G ... (0 replies)  
    started by tazdevil
    (01.01.2005 5:29:18 PM EST)

    What do you get ... A BIG FAT PIG!!!!!

    @!#$%@
    TazDevil


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