Caption Contest - June 2004
By: robnoxious	Published: 06/01/2004
June 2004 Winner "He can't kick the ball worth a darn, but he does have a knack for heading two balls at one time." -- submitted by willi Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Heres mine (0 replies) started by cherrylne (08.16.2004 7:47:33 PM EST) Suddenly Paco could no longer hear the roar of the crowd but he did hear what he thought was thunder.

It's August ! (0 replies) started by j9nh (08.04.2004 6:14:57 PM EST) I was hoping that a winner for JUNE would have been forthcoming! I'm ready to add my 2 cents for July AND August!

A nudder attempt (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (07.27.2004 9:01:46 AM EST) I hope #2 doesn’t have to go #2.

eyes on the ball (0 replies) started by jblades (07.26.2004 1:26:25 AM EST) I've heard about keeping your eyes on the ball but this guy is taking it a little too literally.

Brown-noser! (0 replies) started by willi (07.06.2004 8:34:47 PM EST) Hell, if the refs don't want to give me the yellow card, I'm going to enjoy this moment a minute longer!

Hmmmmm! (0 replies) started by allen (07.04.2004 11:33:10 PM EST) In most cases the one who smelt it delt it but not this one!

My other other entry (0 replies) started by sachemo319 (07.01.2004 12:08:40 PM EST) It was like being a kid again, his Daddy always gave him a bag of nuts ot the soccer match.

Smells like.... (1 reply) started by tazdevil (06.25.2004 4:23:30 PM EST) Vaseline & Prophylactics!!! @!#$%@ TazDevil

Smells like team spirit! (0 replies) started by abby (06.25.2004 11:28:27 AM EST) Poncho was the leagues first gay soccer player. His team wanted to keep it quiet but all their attempts have failed... If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

something.... (0 replies) started by tomp (06.22.2004 2:24:47 PM EST) yes, i've had this taste in my mouth before....

Siamese (0 replies) started by mode (06.19.2004 11:43:32 PM EST) joined at birth, the siamese twins found some sports to be difficult.

Smells Good (0 replies) started by silas4 (06.18.2004 11:08:12 PM EST) Yo man, that sweetanus soap does the job.

Nudder won (4 replies) started by tjshere (06.18.2004 8:56:21 PM EST) "Pedro demonstrates that American football is not the only sport where you can get a sack."

mine......Here goes....... (0 replies) started by dsk8er96 (06.18.2004 5:22:12 PM EST) CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC

My other entry (1 reply) started by sachemo319 (06.17.2004 6:04:52 PM EST) Pablo was upset when his siamese twin was traded to the other team.

My Entry (0 replies) started by sachemo319 (06.17.2004 1:56:38 PM EST) Good old Mr. Brown eyes never saw the winning goal.

my entry (0 replies) started by penguin (06.16.2004 9:46:53 PM EST) Here's how you leave a mark on both sides of your shorts Not everyone wants to be a superhero

My entry in the contest (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (06.14.2004 3:16:00 PM EST) I thought “Giving a Header” in soccer meant something else.

This is a toughie.... here goes (0 replies) started by thecritic (06.14.2004 1:26:53 AM EST) Number 2 does number 2 on number eleven's head. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

South Park's Terrance & Phillip (0 replies) started by acidinterval (06.13.2004 11:26:18 AM EST) South Park's Terrance & Phillip: "I fart on your head" My 6 year old nephew: "Your a doodoo head" If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

ah shit (0 replies) started by pres8pfc (06.11.2004 10:02:26 PM EST) ah shit

take this (0 replies) started by donutncoffee (06.11.2004 5:23:07 PM EST) phftttttttttttttttttttttt suck fart evil doer

That player's a specialist. (0 replies) started by willi (06.11.2004 1:35:29 AM EST) He can't kick the ball worth a darn, but he does have a knack for heading two balls at one time.

Off the top of my head (2 replies)   started by tjshere (06.10.2004 8:45:55 PM EST) "Hey, Jim Rome is right! Soccer stinks!"

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