"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." Source: The Boston Globe, Oct. 29, 2003
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." — Dave Barry
Snapple Facts
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
Yo Mama ...
head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
One Liners
Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread!
" When we put one of those 'Elizabethan' collars on Fido, he stopped licking his balls ... We're hoping this rig will work with lil Billy!"
-- submitted by babybear
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