"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
Random Quote
"The future will be better tomorrow." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
