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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
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Yes, the votes are in. After careful consideration, the four of us came up with a couple of favorites out of all of the captions people submitted over the past month. It was tough to narrow
down a single winner, but when we finally did, we discovered the person never included their email address as specified by the rules. So the second place person will get the Goofball T-Shirt. Congrats Tim.
Here's how you scored
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You want to try some Tootsie Rolls I found in the sheep pen? They're good.
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Les Rogers
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Look, I said do you want a snack? Not a snatch!
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Hey, why dont you go over there with your mother and finish feeling up my brother!
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The words Down Under take on a whole new meaning for little Tommy. -or- How to speak Austrailian: PETTING ZOO
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A young Bill Clinton offers a busy 'roo a handful of oats for "sloppy seconds".
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Too bad for the first guy.
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| Two Years Ago
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Caption Contest - December 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
12.05.2006
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The Grateful Dead were once called 'The Warlocks'.
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