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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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... is so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle... is so fat, !
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
A. Call her from your cell phone.
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Yes, the votes are in. After careful consideration, the four of us came up with a couple of favorites out of all of the captions people submitted over the past month. It was tough to narrow
down a single winner, but when we finally did, we discovered the person never included their email address as specified by the rules. So the second place person will get the Goofball T-Shirt. Congrats Tim.
Here's how you scored
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You want to try some Tootsie Rolls I found in the sheep pen? They're good.
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Les Rogers
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Look, I said do you want a snack? Not a snatch!
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Tim
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Hey, why dont you go over there with your mother and finish feeling up my brother!
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tony
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The words Down Under take on a whole new meaning for little Tommy. -or- How to speak Austrailian: PETTING ZOO
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A young Bill Clinton offers a busy 'roo a handful of oats for "sloppy seconds".
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look at his mom in the background. she has no clue. BAMBAM57
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Caption Contest - December 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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It's illegal to stare at the mayor of Paris!
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