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Yes, the votes are in. After careful consideration, the four of us came up with a couple of favorites out of all of the captions people submitted over the past month. It was tough to narrow down a single winner, but when we finally did, we discovered the person never included their email address as specified by the rules. So the second place person will get the Goofball T-Shirt. Congrats Tim.

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(1) You want to try some Tootsie Rolls I found in the sheep pen? They're good. - Les Rogers

(2) Look, I said do you want a snack? Not a snatch! - Tim

(3) Hey, why dont you go over there with your mother and finish feeling up my brother! - tony

(4) The words Down Under take on a whole new meaning for little Tommy. -or- How to speak Austrailian: PETTING ZOO - Chris Dura

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Title: dance
By: siliconbrain
Date: 04.13.2001 11:38 AM EST

Look Mommy, They dance just like you and Daddy....

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