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Caption Contest for February 2000

By: GoofballCrewPublished: 04/02/2000
 
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Okay, you know the drill. You see this silly picture below. Give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free goofball.com t-shirt. Top 3 captions will win a free t-shirt with the overall winner will also receive a copy of "Lovers Caught on Tape" (a $24.95 value).

If any of these winners fails to claim their prize, it goes to the next in line and so on.

Fill in the comment field below and hit submit, please note that your comments will not appear on this page until the contest has ended.

Contest ends February 29th 2000. Winners will be notified by email so be sure to enter it in correctly. Winners have one week to respond back with their information. Prizes will be mailed out within a week of receipt of return email.


* Your caption here *

RankNameCaption
1Phen-FenTURN-ONS: eating leaves, things I can stick in my pouch, long hops on the beach TURN-OFFS: poachers, landing on a cactus, wise-ass koalas
2LindsayAfter his arrest last month for sexual battery, authorities raided Captain Kagaroo's apartment and found many shocking photos.
3hotheadHey, baby, looking good. Play your cards right and all this could be yours!

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