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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
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One Liners
Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A. Quatro sinko.
cool game
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started by
sexmaster55
(06.08.2001 11:48:37 PM EST)
it get you goin trying to keep the ball in the air
sup horny females
A leson you should know
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 4:44:06 PM EST)
here is a leson you should know SAY NO TO CRACK BUT,SAY YES TO WEED. IT might make you shit but it is good
so what?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 5:31:00 AM EST)
yeah, well I got 9!!! Try beating that!!
Arsapajuk!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 9:02:52 AM EST)
Nuanneq!..*S*
gay lord fucker
(2 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2001 11:15:01 PM EST)
this is some crazy ass shit
nothing
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started by
colebaby16
(05.29.2001 11:05:23 AM EST)
i have nothing to say
tifas boobs
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 0:29:05 AM EST)
man there huge and they give me a big boner man you need to see them there as big as a sumo wrestlers tits and look like flotation divices she can be a life guard to save me when i start drouning in my bed
Beat this!
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started by
rmazur
(05.24.2001 7:43:13 PM EST)
175 points!!! My friend turned me on to this game and for the longest time all I was getting was 30-40 points. I just installed it on another computer of mine as my main one was busy and scored 175 points! Damn my eyes are burnin' from trying to keep them focused on the ball.
check this out
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 9:40:07 AM EST)
fuck you
hehe what fun
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started by
chris111ct
(05.15.2001 3:10:19 PM EST)
well all i can say is that i bounced this fucking ball 40 times BEAT that hahahahahah i rule hahahha
Balls
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started by
lovebyrd71
(05.11.2001 9:51:20 PM EST)
Thats all the world needs, more Balls
" If you Drink, Dont Park, Accidents Cause people "
Cool
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started by
willbertram
(05.10.2001 10:08:07 PM EST)
Neat Game
SHIT HAPPENS!!!
Hmmm
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  started by
adog
(05.10.2001 0:53:03 AM EST)
Hmmm
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