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Help The Drunk Get Home

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/28/2004
 
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The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right (no clicking) - you can't see your mouse which makes it more difficult.

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    started by froggytoker420
    (06.13.2006 12:27:43 PM EST)

    76 meters hip hip huray

    The number to beat is... (0 replies)
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    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (12.29.2004 0:11:58 AM EST)

    Six tries & I only improved from 12 to 42 meters.. haha!

    This is a pretty cool game!
    With more practice I could probably do pretty well.

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    started by jimmyfromqueens
    (12.28.2004 7:10:27 PM EST)

    I fell over out of my chair ttrying to play this. 34 ...

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    started by cowetaguard
    (12.28.2004 6:10:42 PM EST)

    but as low as 7. This is fun.


    Too Old to “Rock’N’Roll”…but...Too Young to Die.

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    started by tjshere
    (12.28.2004 3:55:03 PM EST)


    I'm no better at helping him than I was at walking when I was drunk.

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