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By: SouthernBellePublished: 06/21/1999
 
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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three of whom were deaf, two blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

  • Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

  • Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

  • Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
  • Which of these candidates would be your choice?

    Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolf Hitler

    and by the way: Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

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    fuck hitler (0 replies)
    started by Menace420
    (05.22.2001 5:38:04 PM EST)

    if i were alive during wwII i'd kick his mutherfuckin ass

    efrewfew

    bull shit (0 replies)
    started by nyrdirkdigglerdx
    (05.15.2001 10:50:12 PM EST)

    that is some major bullshit and i didnt kill no beethoven

    I guess you think you're smart!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 11:27:52 PM EST)

    Had that woman had that child today, the Democrats would've given her welfare to lay around all day and little Beethoven would've wound up in jail.

    I guess you think you're smart!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 11:27:48 PM EST)

    Had that woman had that child today, the Democrats would've given her welfare to lay around all day and little Beethoven would've wound up in jail.

    good quiz (0 replies)
    started by marcelo06
    (12.07.2000 4:03:04 AM EST)

    Saved Beethoven but elected Hitler so I guess hitler would kill beethoven anyways, that sucks

    Thus it shall be written, thus it shall be done!

    bullshit (0 replies)
    started by bullboy
    (12.06.2000 3:02:22 PM EST)

    shit

    Shit! (0 replies)
    started by jamis100
    (11.18.2000 10:06:18 PM EST)

    I killed Beethoven, and elected Adolf!

    NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

    you suck (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.13.2000 5:22:05 PM EST)



    you are gay

    man. (0 replies)
    started by Zero9081
    (09.07.2000 6:39:21 PM EST)

    that was a pretty cool quiz.

    THATS COOL (0 replies)
    started by blinkgurl
    (08.12.2000 8:27:32 PM EST)

    i thought that quiz about the pregnant lady and the presedents was cool!!

    BORING!!! (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.17.2000 1:12:37 PM EST)

    This was a stupid quiz!! Don't and I repeat don't take the quiz it Sucks!! I'm First!!

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