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Virtual pet fish

By: PBSmudgePublished: 09/19/1999
 
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The HP MOPy fish is alive and sensitive, and you should, therefore, care for it just as you would a natural fish. If you don't interact with it but leave it to its own devices, it will not be so friendly.

You will find that it will respond to you (mouse clicks), although sometimes it may get bored with playing - that's fish for you! If you aggravate or frighten it, it will chase round the tank faster, and as a result it will become annoyed and aggressive or neurotic. Contrary to popular belief, this fish species does have a memory span. It will remember how it has been treated over the past 7 days, and develop a behaviour pattern accordingly.

Just like a natural pet, the MOPy fish needs to be cared for and nurtured. Regular feeding will ensure that your fish thrives. This species is happiest when fed once a day, and it will start to remember when it is feeding time (if you feed it more than once a day, you may upset its feeding pattern). If not fed for 5 days it gets agitated and after 6-10 days it starts to sulk.

If you neglect your fish, it gradually becomes sluggish and will fall sick. After three weeks it will die and float to the top of the tank.

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    Hey! (1 reply)
    started by loungecat6785
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    The link is dead

    piece o shit (0 replies)
    started by bigsexysarge
    (01.16.2001 9:50:55 PM EST)

    This piece of shit doesn't belong on this site,it totally sucks ass.It doesn't do anything,like a real fuckin' fish.They should have put an option on this program to pay your friend to drink the fish and then puke it back up alive.

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    started by Roger
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    ....but what do I do with all these little bitty mopy fishes?

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    This is like fuckin Liberachi gay.... It's like those fuckin' Tamogotcis or whatever remember those in like 97'

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