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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Total Office 2000

By: MissPKPublished: 11/06/2000
 
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Annoy this virtual coworker by throwing crumpled paper or shooting staples at him.

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    sukked (0 replies)
    started by vc15
    (06.04.2001 1:47:50 PM EST)

    that sukked major dildo

    hi (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.25.2001 1:59:05 PM EST)

    hi

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    (03.30.2001 11:15:51 AM EST)

    daniel burke i love u
    love from
    catherine howell

    What i have to say (0 replies)
    started by BongTokinJuggalo
    (01.13.2001 0:17:56 AM EST)

    all you people here are good for is being a fuckin asshole... good luck, not getting your ass(es) beat
    later in life cuz you all talk too much motha fuckin shit!

    Wuz up!!! Muthafackos!!!! Im pure fuckin' juggalo! eminem can lick my dick with one big lick!!!!

    you guys suck! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.15.2000 1:45:08 PM EST)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

    you guys suck! (0 replies)
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    Assholes (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.09.2000 11:08:24 AM EST)

    Assholes will be assholes

    how girls are messed up (0 replies)
    started by porcain560
    (12.02.2000 3:06:18 PM EST)

    one day i fell in love wit a girl who loved me and someone else thats messed up most girls are like that

    how girls are messed up (0 replies)
    started by porcain560
    (12.02.2000 3:06:18 PM EST)

    one day i fell in love wit a girl who loved me and someone else thats messed up most girls are like that

    Intresting.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.08.2000 10:49:38 PM EST)

    Thats kinda amusing. But I prefer real life. Thnaks anyway PK.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    ? (0 replies)  
    started by drkjedikyle
    (11.06.2000 1:36:26 AM EST)

    that is fucking dumb. I hope I never get old enough to find that funny

    may the force be with you

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