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OJ Trial Game
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
A game about the OJ Simpson trial that progresses to different levels.
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Guilty
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started by
weedo3
(10.16.2000 0:49:25 AM EST)
Guilty as sin. Burn in hell OJ!
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