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Published: 06/29/2006
Sushi Sodoku – Play this challenging and appetizing free online Sodoku game that includes four levels of difficulty and features three game play options; Practice game, Quick Play or the Full Course. Play using traditional Japanese characters, numbers or Sushi pieces.
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