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The Meaning of Life Game
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
Not to be confused with Monty Python, this is a simple application that will give you the
low down on the real meaning life. Simple, yet effective.
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Yeah ok
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started by
chris111ct
(05.10.2001 3:05:57 PM EST)
this things is sooooooooo gay with the whole wont let u close the program thing
lame lame warning warning this is a piece of shit
awesome
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started by
fullmoon49
(04.18.2001 11:05:38 PM EST)
i liked it, pretty cool
Sonia B. Dowe
Ok
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started by
robbo2k
(12.18.2000 2:41:30 PM EST)
i Suppose this was ok but bit i like the others better
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rubbish
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 2:32:55 PM EST)
i thought this was utter rubbish and so did my mates!
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