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David Letterman's Slugfest
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
Get down and dirty with the host of the Late Show - David Letterman. Think you can take him?
kicked ass
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started by
JoeRich
(06.26.2000 10:53:03 PM EST)
that game wasn't that bad
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