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Why Do U Guys Never Any New Games Here?
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GeezaY2K
(02.23.2001 8:42:52 PM EST)
Everytime i come to this bleedin site i go straight to the games section. And what do i find? The same old shitty games-Elf Bowling-Elvis Detector-Kick The Cat-these used to be cool but now they just suck coz they r so old. GET SOME NEW GAMES!!
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you can't touch this!
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started by
ken25
(01.26.2001 8:35:56 PM EST)
know one can top my score on the roach game.((( NEVER )))
kennethtrahan
un-downloadableness sux!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.17.2001 4:41:08 PM EST)
yp it sure does!
http://www.thesalvagestore.co.uk/andrew
the games
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 1:04:29 PM EST)
My name is chuck and i think the games at this site are some of the most hilarious, and fun games ever put on the pc.
rubbish
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.07.2000 3:41:26 PM EST)
rubbish from emma baker from southampton
rouch shit
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scottsroka
(06.16.2000 5:49:14 PM EST)
if need be yipe your silverwear twice
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