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Sex, Lies, and Audiotape Game
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
A game about everyone's favorite president, Bill Clinton.
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Howdy 2 u 2!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.09.2000 3:03:30 PM EST)
I slept with ashley last night!
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hudlerock
(07.05.2000 1:16:28 PM EST)
NONE OF THESE LINKS WORK!!!
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(05.28.2000 6:57:59 PM EST)
I Love Ashley!!!
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