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South Park Frogger
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
Remember Frogger? It's the same game where you play in traffic, except it's
featuring your favorite South Park characters.
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Fart on me and tell me your not Italian!
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started by
Freakhound
(10.22.2000 5:25:10 AM EST)
How about a game where you pluck the hairs out of an Italian womans ass!Oh wait,that would be good only if she just had a HUGE serving of GARLIC bread beforehand! Yuk Yuk!
Just as every dog has its day,so does Freakhound.So keep peeing on the neighbor's lawn and humping legs!PEACE!
first oh what i thing to be
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started by
DeaconFROST
(09.09.2000 11:12:21 AM EST)
let see this game is the bomb.
p.s anyone who reads this is gay.
and if your female i like that.
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