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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right (no clicking) - you can't see your mouse which makes it more difficult.
I'm no better at helping him than I was at walking when I was drunk.
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