"Education belongs to everybody. High standards belongs to everybody." Source: White House speech, Oct. 2, 2003
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"Wise man talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something." — Plato
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#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.
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is so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
One Liners
Q: Ever seen an asshole made of plastic? A: Look at your driver's license.
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