"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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"They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets." — LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children. (1986)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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