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"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
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is so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of the third grade.
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Q. What song did ABBA re-write for her death? A. Decomposing Queen.
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