"The second pillar of peace and security in our world is the willingness of free nations, when the last resort arrives, to retain aggression and evil by force." Bush, speaking in London, England, Nov. 19, 2003
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house is is so small the front and back doors are on the same hinge!!
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Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet.
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The difference between male and female blue crabs is the design located on their apron (belly.) The male blue crab has the Washington Monument while the female apron is shaped like the U.S. Capitol.
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