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"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
— Nancy Reagan, former First Lady, when asked a political question while at a "Just Say No" r"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
— Accused thief who undertook his own defense at his trial, to his alleged victim, as reported in the National Review
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#50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
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September 9, 2010
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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.
Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ...
05.01.2009
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Dumber Than A Lightbulb
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ...
07.22.2009
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Welfare Check
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marches straight up to the counter and
says, "Hi. You know.... I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"...
07.20.2010
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The Cure
Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
10.28.2009
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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving Or Christmas..........
1. Talk about a huge breast!
01.23.2009
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Best Lawyer Story
The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ...
05.09.2009
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How The Fight Got Started
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery
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07.24.2010
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Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, ...
06.12.2010
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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
10.19.2009
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Australian Tourism Humor
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website ...
03.04.2010
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Looking for a New Church
Three couples walk into a pastor's office. The first
couple are senior citizens. The second couple are middle
aged. The third couple are young and newly married.
05.17.2010
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Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
11.13.2009
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Caddie Come Back Lines
Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
10.11.2009
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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
09.28.2009
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Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
10.06.2008
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The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a ...
02.08.2010
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The most popular Campbell's soup in Hong Kong is 'Watercress and Duck Gizzard'.
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2010 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
01.01.2010
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