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George W. Bush
 
"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
 
 

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"When you are down and out - something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends."
— Orson Welles
 
 

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#165 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do you get when you cross 1,000 government workers with 1,000 lesbians?
A: 2,000 people that don't do dick!
 
 



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Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ...
05.01.2009

Dumber Than A Lightbulb
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ...
07.22.2009

Seniors & Sales
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a ...
01.22.2009

The Cure
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10.28.2009

Life In The 1500's
The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
06.05.2008

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving Or Christmas..........
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01.23.2009

Best Lawyer Story
The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ...
05.09.2009



Origina Pickup Chicks
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10.01.2009

Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
10.12.2009

An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
10.19.2009

3rd Grade Exam
Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade ...
09.29.2009

How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven ...
09.25.2009

West Virginia Virgin
What does a girl from West Virginia say just before ...
09.28.2009

Caddie Come Back Lines
Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
10.11.2009

Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
09.28.2009

I D Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
06.16.2008

Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
10.06.2008

Grin And Bear It!
A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots ...
10.13.2008


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4 Where Are My Chips? 4.41
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6 My New Maid 4.39
7 Okla Homa 4.29
8 Bareback Thong 4.23
9 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.23
10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

 

Casino Joke
 
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92
2 A Kodak Moment 4.85
3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83
4 Poolside Beauty 4.82
5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76
6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75
7 South Beach 4.70
8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
9 Inspirational 4.65
10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

 
 

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