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George W. Bush
 
"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
 
 

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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
— Nancy Reagan, former First Lady, when asked a political question while at a "Just Say No" r"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
— Accused thief who undertook his own defense at his trial, to his alleged victim, as reported in the National Review
 
 

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... is so fat, She bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
 
 

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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
 
 



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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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05.01.2009

Dumber Than A Lightbulb
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ...
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Welfare Check
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"...
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The Cure
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10.28.2009



Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving Or Christmas..........
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01.23.2009

Best Lawyer Story
The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ...
05.09.2009



How The Fight Got Started
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery ...
07.24.2010

Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, ...
06.12.2010

An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
10.19.2009

Australian Tourism Humor
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website ...
03.04.2010

Looking for a New Church
Three couples walk into a pastor's office. The first couple are senior citizens. The second couple are middle aged. The third couple are young and newly married.
05.17.2010

Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
11.13.2009

Caddie Come Back Lines
Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
10.11.2009

Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
09.28.2009



Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
10.06.2008

The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a ...
02.08.2010


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