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"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

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"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know."
— Mike Tyson

Snapple Facts

#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.

Yo Mama ...

... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!

One Liners

Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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The Arab And The Chassidic Genie An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without ... 02.29.2008	History Repeats California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ... 11.20.2007	Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man? It's always erect, Stays up for 12 days and ... 12.29.2007
New Porsche A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche ... 02.01.2008		What's In A Name? A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted ... 05.11.2008
Senior Driver Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. 05.14.2008	A Politically Correct Political Joke This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that, it is politically correct. 02.08.2008	How To Install A Home Security System In The South 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's ... 02.25.2008
Graveside Service A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to ... 04.11.2008	Two Old Guys Comparing, Um, Well, You Decide... Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one ... 05.01.2008	Baseball in Hell Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys ... 05.10.2008
Assorted One Liners Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? 05.12.2008	Abort, Retry, Ignore Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision ... 05.23.2007	Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags 10. �My other bag�s a Prada� 04.25.2007
The Navy Captain And His Parrot The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ... 10.28.2007

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Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?

John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war

Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K

Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding

All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war

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Ron Paul

Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway

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The famous love potion, Spanish Fly, is made from dried beetle remains!