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"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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"I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave amessage and I'll call when I'm out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian

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#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.

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so ugly she won't even play with herself!

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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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