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Published : 03.07.2010

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Great Comeback
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Talking Dog For Sale
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Published : 03.05.2010

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Australian Tourism Humor
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Published : 03.04.2010

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Old-timers Love
Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close ...
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Published : 02.09.2010

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The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a ...
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Published : 02.08.2010

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Great Engineering At Its Best
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast ...
Published : 12.20.2009

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Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
Published : 11.13.2009

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The Cure
Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
Published : 10.28.2009

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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
Published : 10.19.2009

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New Element
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ...
Published : 10.13.2009

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Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
Published : 10.12.2009

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Caddie Come Back Lines
Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
Published : 10.11.2009

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Origina Pickup Chicks
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Published : 10.01.2009

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Stories Of Pilot/Ground Control Love
You read the Quantas ...
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Published : 09.30.2009

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3rd Grade Exam
Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade ...
Published : 09.29.2009

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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.28.2009

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A Whopping Baby Boy
An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
Published : 09.27.2009

Rate: 4.00
Baseball Heaven and Hell
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Published : 09.26.2009

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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven ...
Published : 09.25.2009

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Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.08.2009

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Teaching Mathematics
A logger sells a truckload ...
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Published : 09.07.2009

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State-Of-The-Art Watch
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes ...
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Published : 08.28.2009

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A Great Night In Tampa
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa ...
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Published : 08.27.2009

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Secret Surgery
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
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Published : 08.11.2009

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Geography Of Women And Men
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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Published : 07.25.2009

Rate: 4.00
Courses For Women
Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
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Published : 07.24.2009

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And There Will Be Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, ...
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Published : 07.23.2009

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Dumber Than A Lightbulb
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ...
Published : 07.22.2009

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Bra Reglion
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Published : 07.21.2009

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