Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
— Dave Barry
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old even God calls her mother!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
 
 



32,287 articles August 29, 2008 556,815 postings




As of Today
sorted by Date

Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.29.2008

Rate: 4.00
Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008

Rate: 3.62
50 One Hit Wonders
You may not recognize these albums, but you'll probably remember the songs that made these artists famous.
Published : 08.21.2008

Rate: 3.71
Entertainment At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude ...
Published : 08.20.2008

Rate: 3.20
An Active, Productive Retirement!
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're ...
Published : 08.19.2008

Rate: 3.62
Billy Bob
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's ...
Published : 08.18.2008

Rate: 1.92
Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked ...
Published : 08.17.2008

Rate: 2.48
Best 'Out Of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview ...
Published : 08.16.2008

Rate: 3.14
Lawyer Jokes
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps ...
Published : 08.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Bad News
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing ...
Published : 08.14.2008

Rate: 2.00
The Tearful Bride
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs ...
Published : 08.13.2008

Rate: 3.50
Hillary's First Night As President
January 21, 2009- Hillary Clinton was sworn in today ...
Published : 08.12.2008

Rate: 2.85
Dumbest Criminal
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into ...
Published : 08.11.2008

Rate: 3.50
Golf Autopsy
Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, ...
Published : 08.10.2008

Rate: 2.03
No Place Like Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting ...
Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 1.88
Beer And Walking
A recent study found the average American walks about ...
Published : 08.08.2008

Rate: 3.43
The Little Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold ...
Published : 08.07.2008

Rate: 2.06
More Or Less?
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ...
Published : 08.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Frog And The Crystal Ball
A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ...
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 3.13
The Blind Leading The Blind
Women who are out walking their dogs meet on a street ...
Published : 08.04.2008

Rate: 3.83
Never Question A Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A ...
Published : 08.03.2008

Rate: 3.62
New HR Policy
Memo Re: Cussing at work
Published : 07.25.2008

Rate: 3.31
How To Speak Politically Correct
How to speak ...
Published : 07.24.2008

Rate: 3.31
Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one ...
Published : 07.23.2008

Rate: 2.88
Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Published : 07.22.2008

Rate: 3.50
Familiar Drunk
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
Published : 07.21.2008

Rate: 3.73
Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
Published : 07.20.2008

Rate: 2.20
I D Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
Published : 06.16.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
Published : 06.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Wedding Cake
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Published : 06.14.2008

Rate: 3.75

1998                     Nov Dec
1999 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2000 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2001 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2002 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2003 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2004 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2005 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2008 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug        
Sort
By

Date

Title

Rate

Next
by Date

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

Add to Google


Top Goofs
 

1 Staring At The Ceiling 4.74
2 A Kodak Moment 4.48
3 A Kodak Moment 4.44
4 Do You See What I See???? 4.42
5 Photoshop Demonstration 4.31
6 Booby Trap 4.23
7 Awwwww how cute 4.21
8 Best Hillary Pic Ever 4.17
9 How Good Is... 4.00
10 Good Advice 4.00

 

Features
 

2008 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
12.09.2007

Caption Contest - December 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
12.05.2006

Caption Content - November 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
11.01.2006

 
 

Classic Goofs
 

1 Poolside Beauty 4.79
2 Inspirational 4.71
3 Body Paint Lingerie 4.65
4 South Beach 4.62
5 Depth Perseption Test 4.62
6 Stand Back 4.55
7 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52
8 Fresh Jugs 4.48
9 Look At My Chest 4.39
10 Windy Daze 4.35

 
 

Poll Results
 
Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
Hulk Hogan
Ralph Nader
Mickey Mouse
Ashley Dupre
Ron Paul
Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway
939 Responses
 
Submit A Question

 

Goofball Facts
 
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.