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  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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    Published : 08.29.2008

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    Published : 08.22.2008

    Rate: 3.62
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    Published : 08.21.2008

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    Published : 08.20.2008

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    Published : 08.19.2008

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    Rate: 1.92
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    Published : 08.16.2008

    Rate: 3.14
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    Published : 08.15.2008

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 08.14.2008

    Rate: 2.00
    The Tearful Bride
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    Published : 08.13.2008

    Rate: 3.50
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    Published : 08.12.2008

    Rate: 2.85
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    Published : 08.11.2008

    Rate: 3.50
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    Published : 08.10.2008

    Rate: 2.03
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    Published : 08.09.2008

    Rate: 1.88
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    Published : 08.08.2008

    Rate: 3.43
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    Published : 08.07.2008

    Rate: 2.06
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    Rate: 3.83
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    Published : 08.05.2008

    Rate: 3.13
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    Published : 08.04.2008

    Rate: 3.83
    Never Question A Drunk
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    Published : 08.03.2008

    Rate: 3.62
    New HR Policy
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    Published : 07.25.2008

    Rate: 3.31
    How To Speak Politically Correct
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    Published : 07.24.2008

    Rate: 3.31
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    Published : 07.23.2008

    Rate: 2.88
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    Published : 07.22.2008

    Rate: 3.50
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    Published : 07.21.2008

    Rate: 3.73
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    Published : 07.20.2008

    Rate: 2.20
    I D Ten T Error
    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
    Published : 06.16.2008

    Rate: 3.73
    The Bank Robbery
    A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
    Published : 06.15.2008

    Rate: 3.73
    Wedding Cake
    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
    Published : 06.14.2008

    Rate: 3.75

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