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Published : 10.15.2008

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You Grew Up In Rural Iowa If . . .
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Grin And Bear It!
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A Sister's Day of Golf
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
Published : 10.12.2008

Rate: 3.73
401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
Published : 10.11.2008

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Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
Published : 10.10.2008

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Mick Jagger's Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
Published : 10.09.2008

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Feeding The Baby
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding ...
Published : 10.08.2008

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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died ...
Published : 10.07.2008

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Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
Published : 10.06.2008

Rate: 3.73
Words That Have Two Meanings
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Published : 10.05.2008

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Here's Your Sign
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Published : 10.04.2008

Rate: 2.58
The Urinal Is Too High
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Published : 10.03.2008

Rate: 3.73
One Fast Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
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Published : 10.02.2008

Rate: 3.13
Weddingsþ
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
Published : 10.01.2008

Rate: 2.55
Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
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Published : 09.30.2008

Rate: 3.14
The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
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Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 3.50
Taking A Ribbing
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
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Published : 09.28.2008

Rate: 2.62
The Haircut
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. ...
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Published : 09.27.2008

Rate: 1.81
The Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he ...
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Published : 09.26.2008

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Holy Cow!
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
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Published : 09.25.2008

Rate: 2.89
The Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor ...
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Published : 09.24.2008

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MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards: You start ...
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Published : 09.23.2008

Rate: 1.77
Forest Gump
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
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Published : 09.05.2008

Rate: 2.36
At The Urologist
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a ...
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Published : 09.04.2008

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
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Published : 09.03.2008

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Dumb Jocks
Two football players were taking an important final ...
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Published : 09.02.2008

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Dumb Lawyer
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's ...
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Published : 09.01.2008

Rate: 2.25
Area 51
You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, ...
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Published : 08.31.2008

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Made In ...
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm ...
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Published : 08.30.2008

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