Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
  • "We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
  •  
     

    Random Quote
     
    "I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
    — Steven Wright, Comedian
     
     

    Snapple Facts
     
    #214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
     
     

    Yo Mama ...
     
    so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
     
     

    One Liners
     
    Q: Why do men die before their wives?
    A: They want to.
     
     



    34,526 articles November 23, 2009 558,335 postings




    As of Today
    sorted by Date

    Gynecologist's Assistant
    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
    Published : 11.13.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    The Cure
    Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
    Published : 10.28.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
    A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
    Published : 10.19.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    New Element
    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ...
    Published : 10.13.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Golf Club Sign
    Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
    Published : 10.12.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Caddie Come Back Lines
    Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
    Published : 10.11.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Origina Pickup Chicks
    A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Veuve Cliquot ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 10.01.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Stories Of Pilot/Ground Control Love
    You read the Quantas ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 09.30.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    3rd Grade Exam
    Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade ...
    Published : 09.29.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Mexican Oysters
    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 09.28.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    A Whopping Baby Boy
    An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
    Published : 09.27.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Baseball Heaven and Hell
    St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
    Published : 09.26.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    How to get to Heaven from Ireland
    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven ...
    Published : 09.25.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Negative People
    This is something to think about when negative people ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 09.08.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Teaching Mathematics
    A logger sells a truckload ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 09.07.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    State-Of-The-Art Watch
    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 08.28.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    A Great Night In Tampa
    A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 08.27.2009

    Rate: 4.09
    Secret Surgery
    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 08.11.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Geography Of Women And Men
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 07.25.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Courses For Women
    Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 07.24.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    And There Will Be Balance
    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 07.23.2009

    Rate: 4.09
    Dumber Than A Lightbulb
    I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ...
    Published : 07.22.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Bra Reglion
    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's ...
    Published : 07.21.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Woman's Revenge
    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items ...
    Published : 07.20.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Womans Perfect Breakfast
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. ...
    Published : 07.19.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Six Classic Affairs
    The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair ...
    Published : 07.18.2009

    Rate: 4.09
    Banned From Wal-Mart
    This is why women should Not take men shopping against ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 05.29.2009

    Rate: 4.09
    An Original Way To Play Pickup Chicks
    A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Veuve Cliquot ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 05.28.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Best Lawyer Story
    The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ...
    Format: Unknown
    Published : 05.09.2009

    Rate: 4.00
    Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders
    Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ...
    Published : 05.01.2009

    Rate: 4.00

    1998                     Nov Dec
    1999 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2000 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2001 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2002 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2003 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2004 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2005 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2006 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2007 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2008 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
    2009 Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov  
    Sort
    By

    Date

    Title

    Rate

    Next
    by Date

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    Add to Google


    Top Goofs
     

    1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52
    2 Pooty Paws 4.44
    3 Mad Wife 4.41
    4 Okla Homa 4.41
    5 The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved 4.40
    6 My New Maid 4.39
    7 Bareback Thong 4.29
    8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29
    9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27
    10 Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands 4.23

     

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Classic Goofs
     

    1 Tits T-Shirt 4.92
    2 A Kodak Moment 4.85
    3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83
    4 Poolside Beauty 4.82
    5 Body Paint Lingerie 4.76
    6 Depth Perseption Test 4.75
    7 South Beach 4.70
    8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
    9 Inspirational 4.63
    10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

     
     

    Poll Results
     
    President Obama?
    Very excited, still dancing in the streets
    Best of two choices
    He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
    He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
    McCain should have won
    I'm voting for Palin in 2012
    1,387 Responses
     
    Submit A Question

     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Everytime you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
     
     

    Features
     

    2009 Deadpool
    Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
    01.22.2009