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A Sister's Day of Golf
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
Published : 10.12.2008
Rate: 4.00
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401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
Published : 10.11.2008
Rate: 4.00
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Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
Published : 10.10.2008
Rate: 3.50
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Mick Jagger's Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
Published : 10.09.2008
Rate: 1.70
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Feeding The Baby
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding ...
Published : 10.08.2008
Rate: 2.48
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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died ...
Published : 10.07.2008
Rate: 3.83
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Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
Published : 10.06.2008
Rate: 3.73
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Words That Have Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) , Female -- Any part under ...
Published : 10.05.2008
Rate: 2.30
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Here's Your Sign
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase ...
Published : 10.04.2008
Rate: 2.58
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The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
Published : 10.03.2008
Rate: 3.73
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One Fast Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.02.2008
Rate: 3.13
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Weddingsþ
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
Published : 10.01.2008
Rate: 2.55
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Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.30.2008
Rate: 3.14
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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.29.2008
Rate: 3.50
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Taking A Ribbing
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.28.2008
Rate: 2.62
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The Haircut
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.27.2008
Rate: 1.81
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The Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.26.2008
Rate: 2.26
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Holy Cow!
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.25.2008
Rate: 2.89
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The Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.24.2008
Rate: 2.13
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MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.23.2008
Rate: 1.77
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Forest Gump
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.05.2008
Rate: 2.36
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At The Urologist
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.04.2008
Rate: 2.89
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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.03.2008
Rate: 3.83
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Dumb Jocks
Two football players were taking an important final ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.02.2008
Rate: 1.88
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Dumb Lawyer
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.01.2008
Rate: 2.25
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Area 51
You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.31.2008
Rate: 2.48
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Made In ...
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.30.2008
Rate: 2.07
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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.29.2008
Rate: 2.03
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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008
Rate: 3.62
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50 One Hit Wonders
You may not recognize these albums, but you'll probably remember the songs that made these artists famous.
Published : 08.21.2008
Rate: 3.71
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