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"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
 
 

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Unknown Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Published : 11.17.2008

Rate: 3.11
Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
All sorts of answers ...
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Published : 11.16.2008

Rate: 3.62
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
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Published : 11.15.2008

Rate: 2.88
Suicide Hotline
Iwas depressed last night so, I called Lifeline.....
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Published : 11.14.2008

Rate: 2.50
8 Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under ...
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Published : 11.13.2008

Rate: 3.50
This One's For The Women
He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've ...
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Published : 11.12.2008

Rate: 2.58
Words And Alcohol
Things that are difficult to say when drunk ...
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Published : 11.11.2008

Rate: 3.31
Interchangeable Parts
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
Published : 10.30.2008

Rate: 3.50
Wife In a Coma
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
Published : 10.29.2008

Rate: 2.67
Hurricane Hits Mexico
Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.15.2008

Rate: 3.83
You Grew Up In Rural Iowa If . . .
For all you Iowa wanna be's and those who love Iowan's, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
Grin And Bear It!
A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.13.2008

Rate: 3.83
A Sister's Day of Golf
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
Published : 10.12.2008

Rate: 3.73
401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
Published : 10.11.2008

Rate: 3.73
Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
Published : 10.10.2008

Rate: 3.62
Mick Jagger's Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
Published : 10.09.2008

Rate: 1.70
Feeding The Baby
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding ...
Published : 10.08.2008

Rate: 2.48
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died ...
Published : 10.07.2008

Rate: 3.83
Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ...
Published : 10.06.2008

Rate: 3.73
Words That Have Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) , Female -- Any part under ...
Published : 10.05.2008

Rate: 2.30
Here's Your Sign
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase ...
Published : 10.04.2008

Rate: 2.70
The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
Published : 10.03.2008

Rate: 3.83
One Fast Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.02.2008

Rate: 3.13
Weddingsþ
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
Published : 10.01.2008

Rate: 2.55
Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.30.2008

Rate: 3.14
The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 3.50
Taking A Ribbing
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.28.2008

Rate: 2.62
The Haircut
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.27.2008

Rate: 1.81
The Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.26.2008

Rate: 2.26
Holy Cow!
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.25.2008

Rate: 2.89

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