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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71
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Darwin Awards
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Published : 10.06.2008

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Words That Have Two Meanings
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Published : 10.05.2008

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Here's Your Sign
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Published : 10.04.2008

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The Urinal Is Too High
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Published : 10.03.2008

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One Fast Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years ...
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Published : 10.02.2008

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...
Published : 10.01.2008

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Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
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Published : 09.30.2008

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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
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Published : 09.29.2008

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Taking A Ribbing
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. ...
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Published : 09.28.2008

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The Haircut
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. ...
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Published : 09.27.2008

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The Doorbell
A man is walking down the street one day when he ...
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Published : 09.26.2008

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Holy Cow!
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Published : 09.25.2008

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The Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor ...
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Published : 09.24.2008

Rate: 2.13
MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards: You start ...
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Published : 09.23.2008

Rate: 1.77
Forest Gump
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
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Published : 09.05.2008

Rate: 2.36
At The Urologist
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a ...
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Published : 09.04.2008

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. ...
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Published : 09.03.2008

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Dumb Jocks
Two football players were taking an important final ...
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Published : 09.02.2008

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Dumb Lawyer
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's ...
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Published : 09.01.2008

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Area 51
You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, ...
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Published : 08.31.2008

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Made In ...
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm ...
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Published : 08.30.2008

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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
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Published : 08.29.2008

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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008

Rate: 3.62
50 One Hit Wonders
You may not recognize these albums, but you'll probably remember the songs that made these artists famous.
Published : 08.21.2008

Rate: 3.71
Entertainment At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude ...
Published : 08.20.2008

Rate: 3.20
An Active, Productive Retirement!
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're ...
Published : 08.19.2008

Rate: 3.62
Billy Bob
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's ...
Published : 08.18.2008

Rate: 1.92
Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked ...
Published : 08.17.2008

Rate: 2.48
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Published : 08.16.2008

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