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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
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Published : 08.29.2008

Rate: 4.00
Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008

Rate: 3.62
50 One Hit Wonders
You may not recognize these albums, but you'll probably remember the songs that made these artists famous.
Published : 08.21.2008

Rate: 3.71
Entertainment At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude ...
Published : 08.20.2008

Rate: 3.20
An Active, Productive Retirement!
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're ...
Published : 08.19.2008

Rate: 3.62
Billy Bob
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's ...
Published : 08.18.2008

Rate: 1.92
Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked ...
Published : 08.17.2008

Rate: 2.48
Best 'Out Of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview ...
Published : 08.16.2008

Rate: 3.14
Lawyer Jokes
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps ...
Published : 08.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Bad News
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing ...
Published : 08.14.2008

Rate: 2.00
The Tearful Bride
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs ...
Published : 08.13.2008

Rate: 3.50
Hillary's First Night As President
January 21, 2009- Hillary Clinton was sworn in today ...
Published : 08.12.2008

Rate: 2.85
Dumbest Criminal
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into ...
Published : 08.11.2008

Rate: 3.50
Golf Autopsy
Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, ...
Published : 08.10.2008

Rate: 2.03
No Place Like Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting ...
Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 1.88
Beer And Walking
A recent study found the average American walks about ...
Published : 08.08.2008

Rate: 3.43
The Little Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold ...
Published : 08.07.2008

Rate: 2.06
More Or Less?
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ...
Published : 08.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
The Frog And The Crystal Ball
A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ...
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 3.13
The Blind Leading The Blind
Women who are out walking their dogs meet on a street ...
Published : 08.04.2008

Rate: 3.83
Never Question A Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A ...
Published : 08.03.2008

Rate: 3.62
New HR Policy
Memo Re: Cussing at work
Published : 07.25.2008

Rate: 3.31
How To Speak Politically Correct
How to speak ...
Published : 07.24.2008

Rate: 3.31
Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one ...
Published : 07.23.2008

Rate: 2.88
Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Published : 07.22.2008

Rate: 3.50
Familiar Drunk
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
Published : 07.21.2008

Rate: 3.73
Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
Published : 07.20.2008

Rate: 2.20
I D Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
Published : 06.16.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
Published : 06.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Wedding Cake
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Published : 06.14.2008

Rate: 3.75

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