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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age ...
Published : 08.22.2008

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50 One Hit Wonders
You may not recognize these albums, but you'll probably remember the songs that made these artists famous.
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An Active, Productive Retirement!
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Billy Bob
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Published : 08.18.2008

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Your Daughter Is Pregnant
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Published : 08.16.2008

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Lawyer Jokes
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Bad News
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The Tearful Bride
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Hillary's First Night As President
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Published : 08.12.2008

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Dumbest Criminal
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into ...
Published : 08.11.2008

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Golf Autopsy
Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, ...
Published : 08.10.2008

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No Place Like Heaven
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Published : 08.09.2008

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Beer And Walking
A recent study found the average American walks about ...
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The Little Skunk
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Published : 08.07.2008

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More Or Less?
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Published : 08.06.2008

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The Frog And The Crystal Ball
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Published : 08.05.2008

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The Blind Leading The Blind
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Published : 08.04.2008

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Never Question A Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A ...
Published : 08.03.2008

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New HR Policy
Memo Re: Cussing at work
Published : 07.25.2008

Rate: 3.31
How To Speak Politically Correct
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